Midwest Emo Dad • @xlncpresents
Joined February 2014
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23 Aug 2017
PSA: if your wedding doesn't have an open bar, just know that I'm not coming
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Jun 13
The fact I'm in Grand Rapids at the same time as @pattiegonia and I don't get to see the show is so upsetting
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
Mar 2
That moment you realize you’re no longer the worst war decision in modern history.
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I was not prepared for how accurate this drawing was
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Feb 7
"I went to a Spirit game and all I got was Eiffel Towered by the mascots" - Aunt Deb
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I hate that empathy is seen as "radical"‼️
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Jan 9
They’ll bomb the whole earth before giving us the Epstein files
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Jan 10
You guys just said last week that law enforcement were the aggressors on January 6th? Either pick a side or shut the fuck up
Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question:
Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over?
These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it.
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9 Dec 2025
WE'RE SO BACK
9 Dec 2025
EXCELLENCY MUSIC FESTIVAL 2026 LINEUP
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
7 Dec 2025
4 Dec 2025
“They pulled me OUT of surgery while my patient was unconscious because UnitedHealthcare needed ‘approval.’”
She says she had to scrub out MID-operation to justify an inpatient stay for a woman with breast cancer.
Health insurance is completely out of control.
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6 Dec 2025
Does anyone else smell burnt toast?
4 Dec 2025
🚨Arms Length confirms “Theres a Whole World Out There” and “Never Before Seen, Never Again Found” are were once they are did.
They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical streaming and the media began.
Congratulations ❤️
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
3 Dec 2025
This is why I pay for internet 😹
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2 Dec 2025
21 vs Now, not much has changed, more ink, same hair and beard, same existential dread
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23 Nov 2025
"You probably didn't recognize him because he doesn't wear his santa suit when he's building stuff"
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
19 Nov 2025
people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are people that you need to hang onto in life
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
30 Oct 2025
NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT FOOD STAMPS & RAMEN NOODLES. AND SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT WALKING TO THE LAUNDROMAT WITH BIG BAGS OF CLOTHES, BOILING WATER ON THE STOVE FOR BATHS, AND LIGHTING CANDLES IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE POWER WENT OFF & NOT BECAUSE IT WAS STORMING.
SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAND-ME-DOWNS, SECOND-HAND CLOTHES, OR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH OR THE FLOOR. SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT GETTING GROCERIES AT A FOOD PANTRY OR WAITING IN A LUNCH LINE FOR A MEAL, OR TURNING THE OVEN ON TO HEAT THE HOUSE. SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAND WASHING CLOTHES IN THE TUB OR IN THE SINK AND DRYING THEM ON A CLOTHESLINE.
SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT SHOWERING AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. IF YOU HAVEN'T STRUGGLED, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
13 Oct 2025
He's so freaking right.
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30 Sep 2025
Tyreek Hill on his way home to beat the shit out of his wife and 15 kids
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
25 Sep 2025
I didn’t get raptured because I had too many lustful thoughts about the Deal or No Deal briefcase girls as a child.
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Kyle Daniel retweeted
26 Sep 2025
Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by
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