"Functional Programming" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turboaspies who unironically want to like "fix the tech debt" and basically get oneshotted by it
"Ayahuasca" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "fix the tech debt in the org" and basically get oneshotted by it