Gymnastics/soccer dad, husband, son, @IDC analyst.

Joined January 2009
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Spotify broke today. Ads. -Downloads. Boring flight to Boston.
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After so many years as an industry analyst, my first CES. invt.io/1txbvgyqslo
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Looks like a tech fiasco at @Target. Bad job communicating to customers after a bad job upgrading to a new system. This has been going on since April with no resolution… it’s 2025 and we’re getting *months* of downtime. #ouch
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@Target I can't login to manage my credit card in app or website Every time I request a verification code I get an error msg I spoke to Target employees & they say people have been coming into store to pay bills since they can't login online Tech support & was aware of issue FIX
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11 Lessons People Learn Too Late in Life #1 It’s never too late to start learning something new.
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Belichick and pr/gf watching ATL kart in schedule release video. Note the fishing rod and mermaid tail. #jorbi
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They are not the same. This season won’t end well. Doesn’t matter which round. #Celtics
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100 humans vs 1 gorilla? Pfft. One human could defeat 100 gorillas.

ALT Sylvester Stallone Rambo GIF by IFC

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Replying to @MattMcCarthy985
@MattMcCarthy985 no way any owner, Grousbeck included, would pay $500M in player salaries and luxury tax for a team that makes $493M in revenue. Don’t blame Chisholm when they shed $90 million by moving Hauser. Keeping that kind of cost is insane. They need to at least not lose $
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Also, has everyone forgotten that after last year’s banner, you were all panicking that next season daddy would step in and stop all the spending? Did it ever cross your mind that this is Wyc finding a new sugar daddy who will pay for this run? At least for 3 more years?
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I think they will cut some of the roster, but it has nothing to do with Chisholm. There is no way Pags would spend all that money, as most of the investment would be from other partners. You are pretty foolish if you think that he would spend blindly.
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Get ready for NFLMania 59 in two weeks. Vince has a great show planned for us, complete with a damsel in distress. Unfortunately the Eagles will get the role of the heal. #SuperBowl #ChiefsEagles #ELGSES #SundayNightRaw
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Looks like I got my least. And the NFL gets another game sponsored by Taylor Swift. She should start charging them.
Which Super Bowl matchup do you think America wants to see the MOST? Which One the LEAST? #NFL
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US Datacenter construction exploded over the past two years. Really interesting as DC growth can lead server growth, which has already begun its own growth explosion, particularly in 2024. Should we expect more of the same in 2025? #AI #GPU #compute #server @IDC chart via @axios
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Kuba Stolarski retweeted
DEI is under attack—and Trump’s #Project2025 is leading the charge. This week on Assembly Required, we unpacked why #DEI is essential for our country’s progress and how dismantling it threatens the American dream for millions. Listen now: crooked.com/podcast/why-dei-…
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Cerebras had a busy day on Tuesday: they demonstrated trillion-parameter training on a single node of their CS3; they also introduced CePO, a framework to enhance Llama's inferencing via additional computational steps. CePO will be open-sourced. cerebras.ai/press-release/ce…
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I listened for 13,351 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…
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Kuba Stolarski retweeted
The cat distribution system does not make mistakes. You have been chosen. You know what to do 😏
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