Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.

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They are doing this to me at work next week
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FAFO
JUST IN: Anthropic says a “huge percentage” of its own employees are now barred from accessing Fable 5 & Mythos 5 under U.S. restrictions.
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Oh my
Jun 13
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei reportedly declined US government request to fix jailbreak in its Claude Mythos Fable 5 AI model. This led to the Trump administration "reluctantly" restricting foreign access.
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I am begging Silicon Valley startups to get a CEO and board who aren’t extinction oriented anti humanist retards who will say stupid shit that gets them regulated in to oblivion. I miss Steve Jobs so much.
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He should resign. He’s maneuvered his company in to the position of not selling to the US gov and not selling outside the US. It would help if his replacement wasn’t a stock Bay Area anti-humanist.
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Fidelity last night
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Given infinite monkeys typing on infinite keyboards in infinite multiverses, yeah.
Jun 12
functional programming would always win
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Will POTUS please bomb the everliving 💩out of Iran over the next 2-3 weeks so I can invest all the capital that didn’t make it in to $SPCX at a nice discount?
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New $SPCX investment guide dropped
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I’m going to lean hard on my inner GenX indifference to overlook getting 10 whole $SPCX shares
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Can’t figure out if I should thank Fidelity or feel slighted
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Fidelity really needs to upgrade their infrastructure from the 1990s
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If you say anything bad Balmer will eat you
Happy Microsoft $MSFT Dividend Day to Steve Ballmer He just received a quarterly dividend check for $303,261,807.94 from his Microsoft shares
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It’s come to this
This cannot be sustainable...
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Look at this tabs as tabs instead of spaces heretic over here
Holy cow people, I didn't even say I hate IPv6 in that tweet! I didn't realize IPv6 vs v4 discussions result in flamewars worse than tabs vs spaces.
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I’m guessing she couldn’t get it. That’s what happens when you file via smoke signals.
Jun 10
JUST IN: Elizabeth Warren urges the SEC to delay SpaceX IPO, citing "significant risks"
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In a header no less!
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Hash tables, visualized
Jun 10
Well… meep?
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Such wisdoming
A graph is k-connected if it remains connected when any k-1 vertices are removed.
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How it feels when code is in endless review

ALT Lotr Gandalf GIF

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