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3 Jun 2024
I LEFT MY PIKMIN IN FUCKING FRANCE
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i don't think i've ever been put on a waitlist for psychotherapy so quickly #watdatmean
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mind you i wasnt even put on the waitlist after i told my psych i was going to [train goes by]
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yams π retweeted
Jun 16
i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real
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yams π retweeted
Jun 15
"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it
Jun 14
it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is
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yams π retweeted
Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Donβt get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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Jun 15
it is my god given right as a lesbian to act like im running the habs like the navy
Jun 14
far too many gay people talking about sports recently
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the sportsball bit is boring
Jun 14
far too many gay people talking about sports recently
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yams π retweeted
Jun 15
not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & thatβs something that everyone can celebrate!
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Jun 15
writing the most baffling nonsensical scribbled out journal entry and hurting my wrist. okay
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Jun 14
me freaking out a bit and telling my mom "you don't get it i don't feel like a human being" and she says "everyone feels like that what do you mean" ??????? YOU!!! YOU'RE THE CULPRIT!!!!!!
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Jun 14
been playing since launch and still cant build a team to save my life π«‘
Jun 14
Is this a safe space to say that Iβve been playing genshin since August 2021 and still havenβt ever 36 starred the abyss
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iβm so interested in all that is unknown to me
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The bigger they are, the (forgetting how that goes) harder they get (realizing thatβs definitely not how that goes, faking a Scandinavian accent) or so ve say in Norway (panicking to change the subject) Anyway, you hear from your grandma lately? Are you sure sheβs doing ok??
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Jun 14
i went out the other night like this and was told i look like the guy who teaches orphans to steal in oliver twist
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Jun 14
the yellow wallpaper...................
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