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lexi retweeted
9 Apr 2023
What the situation needed was more guns. As weâve been told, if a good guy with a gun saw this, they could have stopped it with some of their own shooting. If the 5 and 14 year old had been armed, they could have protected themselves
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lexi retweeted
8 Feb 2023
if u buy pets from breeders instead of rescuing them ur a bad person i donât know what to tell u
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RT @JaylenRMabin: @Lubchansky We need to let go of 500 people to save money. But weâre also sending 8,000 people to Vegas for our annual meâŠ
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lexi retweeted
1 Dec 2022
iâve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
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lexi retweeted
1 Dec 2022
Itâs December lads so time to break out this classic
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lexi retweeted
2 Nov 2022
Itâs never âtoo earlyâ to eat certain types of food for breakfast, if you can have breakfast for dinner you can have dinner for breakfast
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lexi retweeted
26 Oct 2022
someone need to tell southwest that we donât care if one way is $49 if the other way is gonna be $400
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lexi retweeted
14 Oct 2022
european restaurant: welcome to our home, stay as long as you like. may i offer you a cigarette
american restaurant: thanks for reserving. you have 1 and a half hours to stuff your little piggy face and get the fuck out of here
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lexi retweeted
2 Oct 2022
the proud boys protested outside a drag queen bingo in texas last week and this one girlâs sign is absolutely taking me out
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lexi retweeted
29 Sep 2022
âactually weâve met beforeâ okay well I donât remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant
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lexi retweeted
19 Aug 2022
this is what youâve been waiting 4. we're back bĂ©bĂ©s. welcoming @danjlevy as Mr Molloy.
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lexi retweeted
17 Jul 2022
2016-2019: let's kick out all the immigrants who are taking the jobs
2020-2021: we're firing everyone from the jobs good luck during the deadly global plague
2022: UM WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYBODY TO DO THE JOBS???? OMG!!!! A SHORTAGE!!!!
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