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Matt Byrne @lifenotes_uk
Joined December 2017
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The war on motorists is over! Here's a poem to celebrate this famous victory.
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This little fella landed on my desk. I know what you're thinking: what the heck is it? It's a lesser thorn-tipped longhorn beetle, of course! #officewildlife #beetle #insect #beetlesofinstagram @ My Desk instagram.com/p/COQqiT0nzaV/…

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Derby Samaritans@DerbySamaritans
24 Feb 2021
We’ve introduced a new mobile giving service. Text DERBYSAMS to 70460 for a one-off donation of £10. You will be charged your mobile provider’s standard network rate for one text message plus your donation value of £10. Full terms and conditions at bit.ly/2WYGA2v
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I have discovered a new species of pancake. #ShroveTuesday #PancakeDay #PancakeTuesday
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Now extinct, sadly.
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The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
21 Jan 2021
It’s that simple.

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Alvin Foo
@alvinfoo
17 Jan 2021
When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station
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It makes me so angry when policitians fail to answer questions. How stupid do they think we are? But it's been happening for years and we (collectively) still vote them back in. Shameful. #matthancock #FreeSchoolMeals @MattHancock
David Lammy
@DavidLammy
13 Jan 2021
Matt Hancock: “I’m really glad we are able to send out food for free school meals for those who need it”. So why did you vote against it?
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I'm gradually improving my Lichess puzzle rating. Next stop 2000! #chess #lichess @lichess #QueensGambit
Just posted a photo @ Calke Abbey instagram.com/p/CJwViPBnG5d/…
In case Boris's announcement wasn't clear, I've paraphrased his advice in verse. You're welcome! #lockdown #BorisJohnson #tennis #schoolclosures #Tier5
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@BorisJohnson_MP feel free to RT if you like it.
To use an umbrella, or not to use an umbrella?  This age-old question has puzzled the wisest humans for centuries.  But worry no more!  The following rhyme will help you remember just when it is acceptable to raise your brolly to the sky. #umbrella #brolly #Rain #RainyDay
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Hair today, gone tomorrow? If you can get an appointment with the barber, yes! Otherwise, you might have to carry on with the DIY option, as I did. Read all about it here: hipdadblog.co.uk/hair/ #hair #barber #hairdresser #hipdad #hipdadblog #clippers
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Blues Point - IT Recruitment@BluesPoint
20 Aug 2019
Which mug design is your favourite? Let us know below. Don't forget to vote, retweet and follow us to be in with a chance of winning. Winner will be announced on at 3pm 27/08/2019. Good luck! [4/4]
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A fun afternoon building a Lego fortress with my 5-year-old. I'm taking most of the credit, though. #lego #hipdad #saturday instagram.com/p/BxnaMS2nZnF/…

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Tuck in, girls! I want them all gone by bedtime. #easter #eggs #gluttony instagram.com/p/BwhHohhgMwE/…
I'm sure that @marmite must go out of date eventually, but it hasn't happened yet. 3 years on and it's as tasty as ever! #marmite #healthandsafety #salty
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Good news, hip fans; no more x-rays for 8 years! (Therefore no more boring blogs on the same topic.) #hipdad #hipreplacement hipdadblog.co.uk/episode-5-t…
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