former wells fargo customer
Joined September 2014
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1 Jan 2025
We could be heroes....just for one Day....
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had a roommate in college who would always sing "Springtime for Hitler" (only those 3 words). he ended up working as a halftime show performer for the Savannah Bananas
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Help us wish #ForeverGiant Tim Lincecum a happy birthday π
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holy shit he looks SO much like the guy who gives Indy the hat in Last Crusade. Or at least that's the vibe he was going for
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TIL that josh and Benny safdie's great uncle designed the biggest modern art museum in my city
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amazing for us, he fully proved me wrong. All the best Cucu I will miss you antagonizing every player you faced π
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Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid.
Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.
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Jun 15
Scotland fans making all the noise at a baseball game during the night.
Quality! ππ
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Jun 14
Ebert is eternally vindicated
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Griffin Dunne
Jun 13
Body so iconic you don't even need the face to recognize her
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Jun 14
sadly hilarious that Curaçao have a goalkeeper named "Room." Imagining a racing driver named Bill Slow
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we might actually be so incredibly back in very small ways but ways that matter nonetheless
Jun 13
OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" π
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my mental shit always hits pretty bad in the summers but genuinely every 4 years I love the planet a lot for a brief time. we are a funny species
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Jun 14
to paraphrase a review of Southland Tales: "the price of prophecy is madness"
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Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo
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17 Nov 2021
The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.
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nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper
I'm loving all the videos ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
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Jun 13
Anthony Bourdain wrote about this. This was his pitch for Parts Unknown. Trust me, read the whole thing.
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So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.
It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.
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