OUT TODAY!!! Zeus looked down on the Parthenon, a scowl on his face. The view hadn’t changed in hundreds of years, plenty of tourists but not a single bloody worshiper. Something had to be done. Give yourself a giggle! amazon.co.uk/dp/B08K7PDD8R/r…

If I had Elon's money I would solve world hunger instantly.😡 Sent from a device purchased with with a sum of money that could have been used to feed an Ethiopian family for a year, but wasn't, because my generosity is purely hypothetical.

Apparently the $1 Trillion Elon Musk is worth, on paper, could eradicate world hunger and create peace on Earth. Strange then, don't you think, that the $10's Trillions taken by Governments each year hasn't done it?

Our schizophrenic government is giving the vote to people it doesn’t trust to be on social media in the evening.

Laughter is anti-inflammatory. Crying is regulating. Hugging is immunoprotective. Singing is vagal toning. Dancing is neurogenic. Joy is a biological necessity.

Activist: "Every cow adds carbon to the atmosphere." Farmer: "Only if you keep building more cows." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "A stable herd is carbon neutral. The methane a cow breathes out breaks down in about twelve years, back into the same CO2 the grass pulled from the air last summer." Activist: "But it's still an emission." Farmer: "It's a loop. Air to grass to cow to methane to air. Then the grass takes it back and round we go." Activist: "That's not how it works." Farmer: "That's the biogenic carbon cycle working exactly as advertised." Activist: "I've never heard of it." Farmer: "Funny, that. There's no money in telling people the cow was fine all along." Activist: "You're inventing this." Farmer: "It's in the journals. 'Biogenic carbon cycle.' I'll be in the bottom field when you've read it."

So the $7 trillion of our money that that the government took and spent last year solved every problem seven times over? I think that would’ve made the news.

To magnetize the things for a happier life, you have to become a happiness magnet first. Happiness attracts happiness.

Found one

"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? WELL COME AND GET ME BITCH I'M RIGHT HERE"

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

I always hear them talking about taxing Elon, but never Soros and Gates. I wonder why?

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

I’m Generation X. Born between 1964 and 1979, we were the last generation that played outside until the streetlights came on. We were the first to grow up with video games… and the last to sit by the radio with a blank cassette, fingers hovering over “Record” to catch our favorite songs. Friday and Saturday nights meant lacing up roller skates, hitting the rink, and gliding under disco balls. We survived the wild ’80s — big hair, shoulder pads, neon everything, and zero helicopter parents. We bridged analog and digital, freedom and technology. We remember life before the internet… and we turned out just fine.

America is building rockets that can go to Mars and is taking AI to new levels. Meanwhile, in Britain, our Government is banning underfloor heating and wants to regulate our use of towel rails. I despair for our future under these student socialist imbeciles.

"Carnivore is a cult." Yes. You've cracked it. That's why we lie down in the produce aisle dressed as broccoli, weeping for the children of the fallen sprout. That's why we throw soup at paintings of food scientists. That's why we glue ourselves to motorways to protest the existence of bread. That's why we stand outside bakeries handing out leaflets with photographs of gluten-induced intestinal damage designed to make small children cry. That's why we lecture our families at Christmas dinner about seed oils in the gravy until two relatives stop coming. That's why we wear t-shirts with slogans and call people who disagree "grainists." That's why we name our children Ribeye. That's why we own three cookbooks, all with the word "revolution" in the title. Definitely us. Cult of one ribeye and a pot of butter. Absolutely terrifying movement. Stay vigilant.

People subconsciously like to travel because it reconnects them to their inherent nature: Childlike wonder, spontaneity, and freedom.

The UK tax system is broken and it’s breaking the economy. We now have 90 separate taxes and 1,180 tax reliefs; 815 of which HMRC can’t even cost. The burden is heading to 39% of GDP, the highest since WW2. As Dan Neidle puts it, the system isn’t a designed object. It’s a random set of ingredients thrown into a mixing bowl. Each successive chancellor has thrown in their random thing but no one has stood back and come up with a recipe. We need to design from first principles not try to fix the existing system. A tax system should be simple to understand. It should incentivise economic growth and prosperity for those who work and take risks. It should have economic safety nets (not hammocks) for those at the bottom. The problem we face is complexity. We have a stupid game no one feels they can play and win. Until that changes the cost of this complexity will continue to drag the whole UK economy down.

European Central Bank chief Christine Lagarde calls for an accelerated rollout of both CBDCs and Net Zero. "Reforms to... accelerate the energy transition to reduce reliance on fossil fuels are more vital than ever." "The digital euro and tokenised wholesale central bank money will enhance Europe's strategic autonomy... It is thus essential to swiftly adopt the regulation on the establishment of the digital euro."

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

The difference between the ProPal activists going to prison, and people going to prison for social media posts and putting up stickers, is that the ProPal activists planned to break the law, knew they would be breaking the law, and chose to break the law, and they knew breaking the law could mean a custodial sentence and did it knowing that. People that wrote things on social media or put up stickers, would not have considered those would have been arrestable and convictable offences. They are not the same thing.