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Dude is paying to promote this tweet, so let's fact check it.
- Maui gas is 1.65/L CAD. In Canmore, where he's from, it's 1.35.
- State sales tax in Hawaii? 4%, to AB's 0%.
- Eggs in Maui? Over $10 USD/dozen at Costco.
Paying to spread lies on your holiday? Priceless.
26 Apr 2025
In Maui right now. (You can stick your “Elbow Up” your a$$).
A few first hand observations:
1. There is no trouble with U.S. Customs. . . whatsoever. Americans are very welcoming people.
2. Gasoline is less expensive (even with CAD/USD exchange).
3. Food is less expensive (even with CAD/USD exchange.
4. Freedom of speech is not an issue here.
5. Municipal tax is inexpensive.
Given that this is a “very expensive” island, you have been sold a bad, bad, bill of goods Canada.
Cost of living is outrageous in Canada.
Forget the 51st State, wonder if Alberta can join the 50th U.S. State?
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Hey @Bell_MTSHelps - when you send me an e-bill Friday for services I've already cancelled and do not have, backdate that bill by 5 days, and then put conflicting due dates on it - is that, like, on purpose?
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The CPC has always done this. They are measuring only how enthusiastic their base is, nothing more. The content of the responses doesn't matter, only the total number. The phrasing is intentionally hyper-partisan to ensure nobody but die-hard party loyalists will even respond.
7 Apr 2025
Would you take a look at this bullshit survey? CPC slogan hell.
conservative.ca/cpc/flash-su…
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Lutnick: We wouldn't want China to route goods through this island in order to skirt tariffs!
China: *crosses fingers that nobody notices its huge shared border with Russia, the only country with no tariffs*
6 Apr 2025
U.S. Commerce Chief Lutnick says Penguin Island included in tariffs to prevent potential loopholes.
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I am playing a few sets at @devilmaybeer on March 15 (Saturday).
Music from 7:30 ish to 10 ish
No cover
Good beer on tap
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Any suggestions out there for a no-fee or low-fee credit card with decent cash back or other perks?
@neofinancial dropped the base cashback on my card to 0% without warning, so I now have 0% interest in staying with them.
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This is the insane logic that will deliver a landslide Conservative victory despite most Canadians hating Poillievre.
You don't need to vote CPC to express disappointment with Trudeau. Spite is a bad voting strategy. He's already leaving. Vote for the party you agree with most.
31 Jan 2025
You're gonna see a lot of Liberals guilt you into voting for them by pushing 'anything but conservative' voting.
But remember that it was the LIBERAL PARTY that broke their electoral reform promise. They deserve the blame for a Conservative win
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I'm not sure what the point of having @CAAManitoba is when the wait time is FIVE DAYS
The app says an hour but a nice gentleman just called me to say "I'm glad to hear you're safe at home" (which I'm not), "we are looking at middle of next week" and "thanks for your cooperation"
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is the secret that they were really big
Fossilized poop reveals secrets of how dinosaurs came to dominate Earth ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/fossiliz…
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I'll be there, will you?
23 Nov 2024
TOMORROW WE BLITZ
It's our first-ever Dutch Blitz tournament, and we're SERIOUS about it.
FREE to enter. PRIZES for the winner. BRAGGING RIGHTS for eternity.
Registration starts at noon, Blitzing at 1pm!
As my weird uncle always says, "if you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."
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I might stick around here a while in some way, but it just doesn't feel good or useful anymore...
For a better connection to LJT Online ™️
bsky.app/profile/ljt.bsky.so…
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This should be fun.
13 Nov 2024
Always wanted to prove your dominance at the world's most aggressive card game? Over strangers? While drinking delicious beer?
Nov 24, we're hosting a public DUTCH BLITZ TOURNAMENT.
FREE entry. PRIZES for the winner. BRAGGING RIGHTS for eternity.
Doors @ noon, Blitzing @ 1pm!
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I think politics has long been more about what FEELS true than what IS true. Trump is just the first major candidate to fully and shamelessly embrace that.
The old conservative idiom "facts don't care about your feelings" has become completely inverted.
1 Oct 2024
Fact checkers are, to my mind, basically a sub-category of technocrats. If only we could fact-check everything and get to the objective truth, then everyone would just agree on everything and we could do away with politics altogether.
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Setting up for Oktoberfest at @devilmaybeer and @christellar asks, does Marzen have an umlaut?
Me: "When in doubt... Umlaut."
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