The kid who bullied you in high school wants you to know he’s sorry and also to listen and subscribe to his podcast

Just ate wax but in my defense I think handing out wax melts to promoting a candy store is very deceptive

Knicks going to the Vatican instead of the White House

“Trans people are sexualising our kids!” Meanwhile, straight people:

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

dis vid finna be even more relevant years later now

I’ve lived in and around DC since 1993. I’ve photographed the Reflecting Pool but have never seen it look this bad. Bravo, Trump. My photos are from Obama era.

“We can’t raise the minimum wage, because then the price of everything will go up.” Bro, they didn’t raise the minimum wage. The price of everything still skyrocketed.

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

Wemby is the new Patrick Beverley meme 😭

This might be my favorite one yet. Wow. Chills.

Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel

In 2020, two police officers arrested a 73-year-old woman with dementia for stealing $13, then went back to the station and laughed about it. On June 26, 2020, Karen Garner left a Walmart after allegedly forgetting to pay for cleaning supplies, a t-shirt, candy, and soda. Walmart staff took the items back from her and she began walking home. Police were called anyway. Officer Austin Hopp pushed her to the ground and handcuffed her. In the footage she appears confused and scared, at one point pleading: "I am going home." The arrest fractured her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and sprained her wrist. She was then held in a jail cell for hours without medical attention. Back at the station, precinct cameras caught Hopp and two colleagues eating popcorn, laughing, and fist-bumping as they replayed the bodycam footage. One officer said: "Ready for the pop? Hear the pop?" Another said: "Body-cams are my favorite thing to watch." Hopp pleaded guilty to second-degree felony assault. Garner's family opposed the plea deal. Four officers in total were placed on administrative leave. The city of Loveland ultimately paid Karen Garner $3 million to settle the civil lawsuit. She had forgotten to pay for $13.88 worth of shopping.

Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals

Trump had a whole army of pedos storming the Capitol on 1/6.

FBI shows up to interrogate a U.S. citizen at his house—for writing an anti-ICE social media post. "This is about comments that you posted online," said agent. Orders homeowner to stop recording—refuses to even tell him which comments. Agent wearing unique World Cup uniform to indicate he is currently assigned to work with ICE on immigration issues. Craig Brittain has been actively documenting and participating in protests at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark, New Jersey. His social media posts videos of demonstrations, conflicts with agents, and calls for the facility’s closure.

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

DCA is shutdown because the lights are threatening air traffic. The reflecting pool is filling with algae. A third of the White House is a hole in the ground. And this is going on at the WH grounds. Everything Trump touches ends up like this.

why do billionaires care if they lose all their money ?? they'll just make it back with their superhuman work ethic, right ??

Why do Republicans say AOC is “just a bartender” when she has a masters in economics, but they don’t say Markwayne Mullin is just a plumber? HINT: racism and misogyny