The government has had 250 years to save you, and hasn't done it yet.

Hypothetically, a crazy person offers you $1 million for 1/1,000th of the equity in your house. You still get to live there. They just own a tiny piece and hope it goes up in value. You take the deal. Congratulations, your house now has an implied valuation of $1 billion. you’re a “billionaire” Do you have a billion dollars? No. If the government wanted to tax you on your unrealized gain is there a money dollars to take? No.

“If you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.

Enjoy your Saturday, don't take it for granted.

I'm not even sure why we're playing this game... If Morocco's forwards are too scared to challenge Brazil, then we might as well just call the game for Brazil now and save everyone an afternoon...

Holy fuck, the algorithm has gone full socialist. What is going on? Did the commies pool their budget to make June their last gasp?

If the federal government took 100% of Elon’s wealth, it would only fund the government for 52 days. Then it’s gone, and there’s nothing left to take. The problem isn’t trillionaires.

I don’t care that someone is wealthier than I am. I do care that my wealth is being stolen through taxation and inflation.

The left won. The world's richest man is an electric vehicle manufacturer who is decarbonising the atmosphere while helping quadriplegics, restoring space travel, and making the internet and freedom of speech widely available across the globe. Unfortunately most of the people who identified as "left" were simply pathological grief merchants with oppositional defiance disorder. They build nothing. They stand for nothing.

This isn't right... Republican voters have an orange return envelope for their ballot. Unaffiliated voters have an purple return envelope. If someone wanted to tamper with ballots, this makes it easier... Why not just use the same return envelope for everyone?

Over 4000 workers just became millionaires by owning the means of production and the socialists are pissed

This is David Thompson, scion of Canada's wealthiest family, owner of Thompson Reuters, and of the Globe & Mail. David Thompson is a nepo baby whose family prosper by government subsidized vampirism. David Thompson and his family are collaborators with the regime destroying Canada. That is why David Thompson and his family keep their names out of the media. David Thompson is consumed with envy that Musk is both vastly richer than him, and widely beloved, precisely because Musk has made himself the enemy of the system that serves as David Thompson's blood funnel. That is why David Thompson wants his readers to hate Elon Musk.

Fucking size of that ironing board.

The amount of money in Elon Musk’s bank account has no bearing on the amount of money in my bank account.

My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire

Deaths in the US so far in 2026, by cause: Drowning: approximately 1000 (22 kids in Texas alone) Mushroom poisoning: 4 Rattlesnake: 3 Lightning: 2 Marathon: 1 Measles: 0 And, oh yeah, overdose: approximately 30000 Let's try to scare people some MORE about measles, huh?

In the time it's taken California to count 700k votes, I could have played 5 games of Duck-Duck-Goose with the same number of people.

The Biden Admin enabled the largest child sex and labor trafficking operations in American history. Not a single Democrat politician spoke out about it, even though they all knew it was happening. Remember those migrant children who fell to their deaths while being forced to do roofing construction during the Biden years? No you probably don't because the MSM hardly talked about it. But if it happened even once during this Trump term, CNN and Democrat politicians wouldn't stop talking about it and there would be people marching in the streets. Democrats now doing their performative fake outrage about pedophiles and the treatment of migrants is shameless, pathetic, and perfectly on brand for them.

Crockpot liners are a cardinal sin, just wash the damn thing.