I write: songs; stories; a lot of stuff.
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lowehuff retweeted
4 Nov 2024
4 Nov 2024
Moo Deng? Who deng? Introducing… Haggis 🏴
Otto and Gloria have welcomed an ADORABLE pygmy hippo calf! She is doing well, but we’ll be keeping the hippo house closed for the time being so that our expert keepers can keep a close eye on mum and baby at this sensitive time 🦛💛
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lowehuff retweeted
21 Jun 2018
how come goofy can talk but mickey mouse dog just sit and act dumb asf, why do a damn mouse have a dog in the first place. this is frustrating me.
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lowehuff retweeted
15 Oct 2024
Hope he's okay.
15 Oct 2024
Trump appears lost, confused, and frozen on stage as multiple songs play for 30 minutes and the crowd pours out of the venue early
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lowehuff retweeted
12 Oct 2024
Saban could easily sneak on the sideline in the Big AL costume
*Voice from within costume*
“Psst Malachi it’s me, get your $%*# together”
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Unfortunately same.
I told myself that when Saban retired I would take a step back and let a season or two pass before I got really invested in. I knew it was the right call for a variety of reasons. But I have always been too dumb to take my own advice.
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He wrote some SONGS. Basically every song you can’t help but love from the 70s, he at least co-wrote. Dated some absolute baddies. Must have been one, himself, too if “Jesus was a Crossmaker” is any indication. Had the respect and love of Frey and Henley. A major player. 🌅
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lowehuff retweeted
9 Oct 2024
Perhaps the most consequential scripture is… Exodus 23:9
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Webster’s Dictionary defines “weird” as this:
5 Oct 2024
At the conclusion of his rally tonight in PA, Trump solemnly honors the firefighter who was killed at his last rally here.
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lowehuff retweeted
28 Sep 2024
This is so endearing. Maggie Smith and Carol Burnett in their Bob Mackie glory.
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lowehuff retweeted
29 Sep 2024
Nah I’ve never seen this type of body control before. (ND)
Ryan Williams is DIFFERENT!
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lowehuff retweeted
28 Sep 2024
Scotland has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988 and 1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13. statnews.com/2024/01/25/hpv-…
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Please, Lord. Let this be true.
28 Sep 2024
When Trump is at tonight’s Alabama-Georgia game, the Harris campaign has arranged to have a small plane fly over Tuscaloosa with a banner declaring, “Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.” cnn.com/2024/09/28/politics/…
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lowehuff retweeted
27 Sep 2024
Georgia football players on their way to their “crusade” in Tuscaloosa tomorrow:
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