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21 Mar 2022
I forced a bot to listen to 1000 hours of slam poetry and watch 1000 hours of Ancient Aliens, here's what it wrote:
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21 Mar 2022
Republicans in Texas must have been praying for rain again.
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20 Mar 2022
Research according to...
Scientists: Formulate and test hypotheses along multiple lines of evidence to advance the frontier of human knowledge.
Flat Earthers: Search for people on YouTube and that agree with what you want to be true, without regard to whether it is or not.
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18 Mar 2022
Bent the chain breaker pin removing the endless chain from the bike. Look at the teeth on those sprockets. Anyone for shark fin soup? Rich in magnesium!
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18 Mar 2022
you know, at this point, i'm almost surprised @unicode doesn't have a Guy Fawkes mask emoji.
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18 Mar 2022
Apparently the racist song being performed here is called "Cherokee". As a member of the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians, this is... well, I'm personally not easy to offend, but this is, quite frankly offensive.
18 Mar 2022
Cuz a bunch of kids in fringe chanting “scalp ‘em Indians, scalp ‘em” is honor, right?
And any Natives who attend @pngisd should prolly just accept their classmates dehumanizing them cuz “tradition”, right?
Shame on @DisneyParks hosting this. Nostalgic racism is RACISM.
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18 Mar 2022
@pngisd are you people aware that scalping was primarily done by non-indians to the indians? danielnpaul.com/BritishScalp…
A public apology and permanent retirement of this "song" is in order. It's time to be civilized and stop promoting the savage behavior of your ancestors.
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17 Mar 2022
Hey Sybok, just a heads up, the God of Sha Ka Ree isn't what you think he is.
13 Mar 2022
Share your pain. LOL
17 Mar 2022
They can't even handle some farmers with tractors, but they want to annex portions of a country with the best armed civilian population in the world.
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16 Mar 2022
The gas prices are not Biden's fault. It's all about supply and demand. In this case the demand is higher than the supply, the reasons are complicated but @Scottymechanic has a great video on the subject.
youtube.com/watch?v=6WNmdQ4a…
16 Mar 2022
Funerals are not conducted for the benefit of the dead, but for the benefit of the living.
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15 Mar 2022
Bought new sockets, sprockets, and chain only to find out I need a chain breaker because the previous owner used an endless chain with rivets instead of a master link and c-clip like a civilized person. And I don't have a chain breaker or a diamond wheel to cut it. FML!
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15 Mar 2022
I'm going to have to take the other one to Walmart and buy a hacksaw tomorrow.
14 Mar 2022
As an immigrant to Twitter from another platform, I wish to share with you a tradition of my people. When bad news is getting everyone down, we post sea slugs. Show me your cute and awesome sea slugs, people!
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14 Mar 2022
The Honda RC116 looks like Craig Vetter dry humped a bicycle and creamed all over it.
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14 Mar 2022
This 6 second clip is an entire comedy sketch from a 1974 film called "Kentucky Fried Movie"
It almost seems like a real news report these days.
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13 Mar 2022
@jordan_w126 I just read this article of yours and would like to correct something. Rocky Horror did receive a sequel, "Shock Treatment" has a number of returning cast, though none of them reprise their roles and Brad and Janet were played by someone else.
screenrant.com/rocky-horror-…
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13 Mar 2022
The McKinleys have a nurse played by Little Nell. Dr Scott is replaced by Bert Schnick, and just as Scott was supposed to be revealed to have been faking being wheelchair bound, Bert was revealed to have been faking being blind. Both him and the McKinleys are working toward...
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13 Mar 2022
getting Janet to hook up with Farley Flavors (who again is the replacement for Frank Furter).
O'Brien did the music again. Betty and Ralph Hapschott from the wedding at the beginning of the original movie are also there, I believe played by their original actors.