a work of art is never complete, merely⦠abandoned
Joined July 2009
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Translation: Heβs determined to rinse them for every penny and then leave on a free. A final insult.
π¨ NEW: If Marcus Rashford goes back to Man Utd, it is believed his preference would be to honour the remaining 24 months on his deal there rather than join another English team. @David_Ornstein #avfc
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Jun 14
Living in Britain really radicalises you to genuinely despise old people.
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Look at Vozinha at the end of this. Utterly emotionally drained. Amazing.
40-year-old Vozinha in tears at full-time following that Cape Verde clean sheet. Man of the Match by an absolute mile. The enduring image of the World Cup so far for me.
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Luke π³οΈβπ retweeted
Jun 11
Arthur Atta: The midfielder #AVFC should be looking at.
@NimaTavRood from @ItaFootPod joins me to talk about a midfielder that could be headed to the Premier League.
youtu.be/mBzUVdcAgB4?is=PB0kβ¦
Also on Apple and Spotify.
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Jun 13
Certified banger. Like this is messy drunk fuck-on-the-dancefloor pop.
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Jun 9
Everybody talks about how nothing is affordable anymore, but nobody talks about how cheaply everything is made now. Cars, appliances, clothes, and so much else are designed not to last. Part of the affordability crisis is that weβre constantly forced to buy the same things over and over again.
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Luke π³οΈβπ retweeted
Jun 7
So let me get this straight:
When immigrants take jobs, itβs a national crisis.
When AI takes jobs, itβs innovation.
Can someone explain why weβre supposed to fear people willing to work, but celebrate technology designed to replace workers?
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I mean this is just unambiguous, full-fat Nazi stuff and we shouldn't be afraid to say that.
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One of my fave songs of all time was released in Sweden, 35 yrs ago #onthisdayinpop in 1991 - #ArmyOfLovers brilliantly bombastic, dramatic and OTT #Crucified. A spiritual orgasm and a massive luxury overdose of a pop song! I cry, I pray "mon Dieu"!
onthisdayinpop.com/2020/05/aβ¦
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Truly feels like Fifa awarded the world cup to the USA so they could be more corrupt than ever.
Which is wild when you think the last two locations were Qatar and Russia. πππ
Fifa has been accused of using unofficial resale websites to shift cut-price World Cup tickets in an effort to avoid refunding those who paid face value.
As @ben_rumsby explains, the claim emerged days after the governing body was subpoenaed by the New York and New Jersey attorney generals amid allegations supporters had been misled over seating plans at stadiums ‡οΈ
telegraph.co.uk/football/202β¦
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Jun 3
Absolutely obscene. Thereβs no reason for Universal to not be footing the bill.
Universal may bring a boom to the UK economy once itβs operational, but it doesnβt help the current cost of living crisis.
BREAKING: Europe's first Universal theme park is being built in the UK with Β£1.3bn in taxpayer support, it has been announced
Chancellor Rachel Reeves says that 'the Β£1.3bn is for infrastructure. It is for the roads and a new railway station.'
trib.al/KXr0nOL
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Hoopla 2026 was one for the books.
Starting the campaign for 2027βs Gay Icon slot to be Dannii Minogue.
@mightyhoopla
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Given I live in Manchester and spent the weekend in London, Iβve seen so many people wearing Villa gear lately.
Weβre bloody everywhere and finally showing our colours cos we got so much to be proud of.
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May 26
ASTON VILLA. HOME. 26/27. π£
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This is fucking CLASS ππ
May 26
the glory days are back π©΅
26/27 Aston Villa Home β absolutely marvelous π
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May 26
I said 7th but they finished 9th. And then a year later theyβve finished 6th.
Probably the best-run club in England right now.
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This Bournemouth team could take a crack at 7th next season, you know.
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May 25
- Being the most fouled team in the league
- Not being awarded a single league penalty
- Being the lowest spenders in the league
Carlsberg donβt do football seasons, etc.
Itβs been brilliant, and franklyβ¦ pretty miraculous. And as Unai saysβ¦ itβs just the beginning. #UTFV 6/6
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May 20
What a journey it's been with these two π
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May 20
ASTON VILLA FOOTBALL CLUB. π
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