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England national team's van containing match cleats and training equipment was stolen from while in transit from Florida to Kansas City.
The FA are liaising with local police in an attempt to recover the missing items.
(per @CraigHope_DM, @Jack_Gaughan)
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Two number 6s and two number 10s on the same team for soccer aid are we having this @FootballCliches
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May 21
Truly nothing gets the World Cup fever going in me like England losing their mind over the 22nd most important guy in the squad
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May 17
Every other country in the world would worship Jude Bellingham
May 17
Morgan Gibbs-White has the MOST goals and assists (10) in the Premier League since the start of March...
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Morgan Gibbs-White
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Jude Bellingham
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Morgan Rogers
๐ค Somebody else
Who do YOU think should start as England's No.10 at the World Cup? ๐
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May 11
The Renters Rights Act came into force 10 days ago and I think it's a great example of a party that is almost embarrassed of its work. It passed, was reviewed, and came into force without so much as a peep.
If there was ever an illustrative case...
This was a flagship policy
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May 12
This isn't a defence of any Prime Ministers but lobby journalists love this drama. Pretending to be concerned about it is hugely annoying.
May 12
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uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human?
china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*
May 8
๐จ WATCH: Piers Morgan and Green Deputy Leader Rachel Millward clash over Zack Polanski's stance on trans people
Morgan: "Do you think women have penises?"
Millward: "I think you have a uniquely strange obsession with people's genitalia"
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May 8
I predict:
Birmingham - loss
Portsmouth - loss
Blackburn - loss
Lincoln - loss
Burnley - win
Watford - loss
Norwich - loss
That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.
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For the retired people in the comments claiming "I paid more than my fair share".
Actually, most of you didn't.
You're being subsidised by me, my peers, and the children we won't be able to have.
PSA: Pensioner Spending is the single largest line item here - *ยฃ160bn*.
More than half of all benefit spending.
More than NHS England, or all NHS Providers.
Want to pay less tax? Reduce the benefits we give to people whoโve had an entire life to prepare and save.
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Mar 26
A family lunch in Costa for ยฃ52 is bad though isnโt it? People really should be able to eat out and enjoy some luxuries. Many boomers seemingly want everything to be a grim, miserable slog for most, whilst they constantly swan off on their cruises
Mar 25
'Why not take your own sandwiches?' Viewers 'irritated' by couple who spend ยฃ52 on lunch at Costa on a family day out and then complain about the cost of living crisis
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RT @MayorofLondon: Children hit by an SUV when walking and cycling have a 77% higher chance of being killed than when hit by a smaller passโฆ
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Mar 1
Paul Dawson destabilised Crystal Palace so much theyโve now dressed one of their guys in his iconic headband look.
Currently doing the trick ๐ตโช๏ธ
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Prince Andrew
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According to Simon Jordan, when Palace sacked Trevor Francis on this day in 2003, "He just sat there quietly & said 'But it's my birthday'."
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