Joined July 2008
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13 Apr 2015
if u have a frownie eat a brownie
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Marissa retweeted
I’ve known I didn’t want kids since I was old enough to understand what pregnancy and childbirth actually entailed. I’m a few months away from turning 37 and people still think I might change my mind (I won’t)
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4 Oct 2023
Every time I click on a post the replies that are first are never in English. Why is this a thing when my language is set to English??? @xcanada @elonmusk
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26 Sep 2023
Hey @DesjardinsINS is there a reason we can’t update our account after 5pm? The rep told us we had to call back in the early morning.
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14 Sep 2023
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19 Aug 2023
ACT 2 IS GENIUS @thereadyset
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7 Jul 2023
I met the merch guy for @ChunknocaptainC and he took my phone and put his number in it. Then texted me and tried to get me to leave the bands I was seeing to go back to a trailer with him, using the fact that I liked the band for leverage. Gross. But I loved Warped
I miss Warped Tour* * The concept of getting together with all of my friends and seeing all of my favorite bands from a bunch of different genres in one day for ~$50 and not the bullshit culture and predator ring that it bred
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21 Jun 2023
whenever i feel highly anxious i lay in bed for 6 hours and it does not help! hope this helps 💕
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29 May 2023
Can’t have a sunburn without everyone who sees me pointing out that I have a sunburn…….
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26 May 2023
Day 1 of asking @thereadyset to please release his cover of One Headlight on Apple Music😁
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5 Mar 2023
“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:
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21 Feb 2023
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Me In the morning:
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5 Jan 2023
TIPPING IS OUT OF HAND
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14 Dec 2022
Forced cutscenes in video games are the WORST
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22 Nov 2022
Flashbacks to my high school gym teacher telling me running will help my cramps… ya ok
21 Nov 2022
its actually so crazy to me how periods aren’t considered a valid reason to miss school or work. there are days when my cramps are so bad i cant even stand up
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Marissa retweeted
10 Nov 2022
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