USA. I went to a shooting range in Nevada.
The instructor pointed at a gun that was half the size of my torso and said, “This is the .44 Magnum.”
I did not understand what a Magnum was.
In Japan, Magnum means ice cream.
A delicious, chocolate-coated ice cream bar.
I assumed this was some kind of American dessert ritual.
I held it with both hands, the way you hold a very large, very important ice cream.
The instructor said, “Are you ready?”
I thought he was asking if I was ready to eat.
I said yes.
The gun went off.
My arms went back.
My body went back.
My soul briefly left the building to file a complaint.
I looked at the target. There was a hole the size of my ambitions.
The instructor was impressed. He said, “Nice shot.”
I said, “It does not taste like chocolate.”
He did not respond for a long time.
I have returned to Japan.
My wrists are fine.
But I think about that ice cream every day.
Is this normal? What flavor is the .357?