Trademark attorney. New Hampshire lifer. Two time Macrodata Refiner of the Month.
Joined April 2008
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15 Feb 2025
Tech bros with that facial hair have a 0.2 percent chance of having 2.1 kids
14 Feb 2025
šØPALMER LUCKEY: "I am a big pro-natalist. I believe you need to have kids. If you don't have 2.1 kids minimum you're a traitor to the nation and our ideals. You're basically outsourcing responsibility for the continued existence of our nation to other people. That seems like a super elitist attitude, like you f**king elitist. š
It's like a mentality of 'I'll let the cattle reproduce. They can keep up the population but I don't want to raise more than one,' it seems like an abdication of responsibility for our nation's future direction that I just can't get behind.
If you have the means to do it, its crazy to me to not have at least 2.1 kids. You can say 'I did my part. I met replacement rate. Meeting replacement rate should be the bare minimum. If you plan on dying you should at least replace yourself."
LMAO. Based @PalmerLuckey. Based autist. šš„
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14 Feb 2025
The grift is just getting started
Excited to announce that a Dubai Loop will be built by The @BoringCompany!
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12 Feb 2025
This has been in use since the 1950ās, and itās analog for a reason. Itās like DOGE are a bunch of Severance innies just discovering the outside world.
11 Feb 2025
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700 mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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Matt Saunders retweeted
9 Feb 2025
Itās important for us scientists to articulate that the NIH cuts are surgically cruel: designed not to save money, but to maximally implode the capacity and infrastructure for research; research that saves and improves lives around the world. Why? Just cruelty.
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6 Feb 2025
And this is why you donāt accept casual offers via email
5 Feb 2025
NEWS: Some IRS employees who accepted OPM's ādeferred resignationā offer are now being told they must stay on the job thru May 15, because the agency has deemed their work āessentialā to this yearās tax filing season. āI want theĀ deal that OPM offered,ā an IRS employee told me.
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5 Feb 2025
Damn, I'm just a metal shards in canned tuna attorney. I really need to rethink things.
3 Feb 2025
Yes, we have lawyers on hand; specifically raw milk attorneys and have been highly insured for decades-- we give farm tours to the public. We realized the problems that can arise, but this is the only option for us to continue to milk cows. Please wish us well.
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29 Jan 2025
One of my core memories of summer camp 1980 is the kid who brought his own loaf of bread because he was allergic to gluten. He got so tired of all of our questions.
RFK JR: I know what a healthy kid looks like because I had so many of them in my family. I didn't know anybody with a food allergy growing up. Peanut allergy. Why do five of my kids have allergies?
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28 Jan 2025
Love to use undefined terms like "woke gender ideology" and "green new deal" in my Very Important Memorandum
28 Jan 2025
New Trump edict: ātemporary pause agency grant, loan and financial assistance programsā
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23 Jan 2025
I've never particularly cared about the Oscars but this year I am all in on Demi Moore
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21 Jan 2025
I love that everyone (including me) just calls it āthe Robbie Williams monkey movieā
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Matt Saunders retweeted
13 Jan 2025
ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like margaret qualley
oh-oh, and I'm also demi moore
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13 Jan 2025
Justine Bateman is just relentlessly cranky
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle slammed by Justine Bateman for being 'disaster tourists' amid California fires trib.al/yWeW0Xu
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Matt Saunders retweeted
10 Jan 2025
"A wacky way-out world of witches! It's groovy!"
Bewitched. Dell, January 1965
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8 Jan 2025
I was hoping someone would post this gif in this thread, but I did not expect it to be Speed himself!
7 Jan 2025
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7 Jan 2025
Great so when my mom is done answering math questions posted by a radio station in Cleveland she can opine on the veracity of AI slop. Thatās going to go great.
7 Jan 2025
BREAKING: Meta is scrapping its fact checking program and replacing it with a Community Notes program similar to the model used by Elon Muskās X. apnews.com/article/meta-factā¦
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22 Dec 2024
āSo proud that no one wants to live in my stateā
21 Dec 2024
Arkansas now has the lowest cost of living in America. For those keeping track, in the past week Arkansas ranked:
#1 for lowest cost of living
#1 for economic growth
#1 for inbound movers
Conservative leadership works!
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14 Dec 2024
What in the flip phone am I supposed to be looking at here
14 Dec 2024
This was last night over Allentown Pennsylvania
There were swarms
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13 Dec 2024
The best part of this whole dumb drone story is that in the year of our lord 2024 it remains true that no one who films a UFO has a good camera or knows how to focus
12 Dec 2024
OK, I wrote a post on this yesterday, but it's time for a New Jersey drones thread with some of the evidence I've been collecting from afar. If you want to know what's going on, start here. š§µš
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