Joined March 2009
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Jun 14
MY WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO A WORLD CUP GAME!!!!!!
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Jun 11
Man Knicks players not named Brunson or OG can’t do shit lol
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One of the CRAZIEST streaks in sports has been extended another year 🤯 With Rasmus Andersson reaching the Stanley Cup Final, a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has now appeared in the Final in 46 straight seasons 🏆
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May 19
Buffalo got absolutely hosed, that goal should’ve counted. Sucks
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May 8
I now understand why people hate James Harden. We brought him in to be the secondary scoring option yet all he does is brick shots and turn the ball over. He’s fucking trash #letemknow
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Kobe Bryant vs. LeBron James at everything. 😬
Raymond Felton has Kobe Bryant as his #2 all-time - not LeBron James 👀 "The best is Michael Jordan, hands down... Kobe is number 2. LeBron is definitely top-3." @RFeltonGBMS | @MichelleDBeadle | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23
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May 3
Everytime I hear people say “LeBron isn’t clutch” I just laugh.

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A reminder today, since everyone is responding to Lebron’s 4-6 commentary. The record of NBA greats in series they were underdogs in a Finals is 4-23. Only Lebron has 2 wins. No great was ever in his position, favored only 3 of 10 times. Lebron played the hardest competition.
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The whole point is the lottery shouldn’t incentivize teams to lose and it absolutely has. Why should teams get rewarded for being the worst of the worst? Bad teams are bad teams whether they win 19 or 30 games. Why should a team who sits its best players the last 25 games of the year get rewarded over teams who play everyone and actually try to win despite being bad? That makes zero sense. One thing that doesn’t get mentioned much is with the old system teams would get stuck in the middle where they weren’t bad enough to tank but weren’t good enough to have any realistic shot of winning in the playoffs. At least with the new system those teams will have a better chance of lucking into a top pick and climbing out of the middle without making the decision to intentionally lose games.
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Sometimes if I really want to get into a great mood, I just rewatch this video of Johnny Gaudreau going nuts to some Sammy Adams at Kevin Hayes’ wedding. Ham & Cheese forever.

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On clock at 9, Browns scouts pitched Spencer Fano. "He can open his hips, he can pull—” RING RING. “This dude is so versatile—” RING RING. “I mean, he’s a slam dunk.” RING RING. I spent Round 1 inside Browns draft room, where trade calls kept coming..👇 sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article…
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Apr 26
Boldy is disgusting, what a goal. He’s been unreal - Minnesota is so lucky to have him
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Apr 23
Skinner is fucking terrible and I am here all day for the Pens getting rocked 🤣🤣 Couldn’t happen to a shitter team 😂
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This Wayne’s World remake looks terrible
Man, that’s crazy. No wonder the Mets keep losing.
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BUFFALO IS AN ABSOLUTE ZOO 😂
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25 seasons of #CBJ hockey. You have two options: Be horrible for the entire season and then go on a hot streak at the end of the season so you have no shot at a high draft pick franchise changing player. Or Be good for the majority of the season and collapse at the end.
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Apr 9
Trump shit talking Candace Owens and Alex Jones??!! This is an all-time banger from Trump lol
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Goku transforms into Super Saiyan 1, 2, 3, & 4 (English Dub)
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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