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Over 60,000 Signups in Just Twelve Weeks!
It's been nearly three months since we launched @neko in London, and the response has been nothing short of incredible. Over 60,000 people have signed up for a scan, which reflects a growing shift toward preventive healthcare and early detection - exactly what the system needs!
We're already working on our next set of London locations, and the next one is going to be massive.
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4 Oct 2024
ALT Press the off button.
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21 Sep 2024
This is pretty common with Java as well.
But anyway, I am pretty proud that even after we have grown the backend team from 1 happy guy to many more, we have managed to keep away the "Best Practice"-people, so our codebase has few projects and only interfaces where useful.
20 Sep 2024
I’ve been away from the .NET space for almost a decade but I’m back and I’m already fighting against folks who want to implement Event Sourcing architecture to solve something that 25kb of ints will solve the problem.
.NET architects are obsessed with styles of architectures.
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12 Sep 2024
Maybe the dotnet team can release a mobile browser which doesn't crash when opening these blogposts.
12 Sep 2024
It's that time again!
Performance Improvements in .NET 9 by @stephentoub
devblogs.microsoft.com/dotne…
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12 Sep 2024
It's that time again!
Performance Improvements in .NET 9 by @stephentoub
devblogs.microsoft.com/dotne…
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5 Jul 2024
"Is getting a Neko Body Scan worth it?" I am often asked this question. Let's look at the data from one year of Neko scans and I'll let you decide!
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5 Jul 2024
I should probably change my job title on LinkedIn
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Twilio sales quoted us $2500/month for two users using SSO a while ago.
Of course I said no. A while later Twilio got super-duper-hacked, IIRC because they used passwords for shit internally.
Every now and then when I am sad about something I dig up that sales email and laugh.
The SSO Wall of Shame
A list of vendors that treat single sign-on as a luxury feature, not a core security requirement.
sso.tax/
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19 Mar 2024
TIL: kusto has an externaldata operator
18 Mar 2024
I think anyone that has used KQL for a while knows the power of externaldata. You can look up data hosted on GitHub, in a storage account etc and query on it like regular data. What are some of your most creative uses of externaldata? My favourites below
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/az…
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30 Jan 2024
Every day has been a little bit worse since Microsoft killed Windows Phone and frankly I'm not sure if I can go on much longer
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hear me out
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21 Oct 2023
git commit -m yolo
20 Oct 2023
Watching a Senior software engineer write such commit messages makes me forgive my past self
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18 Oct 2023
Es ist unerträglich, dass Jüdinnen & Juden in Deutschland Angst haben müssen, dass Davidsterne an Häuser gemalt werden & Feuer auf Synagogen geworfen wird. Wir stellen uns dem mit aller Kraft des Staates und unserer Gesellschaft entgegen. Nie wieder ist jetzt.
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16 Jun 2023
Google released the .ZIP tld on the world then just fucking left the entire domain business a month later. Not a serious company.
16 Jun 2023
idk how anything Google launches can be taken seriously by anyone at this point 😡🤪 9to5google.com/2023/06/15/go…
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30 May 2023
Blog post introducing Dev Home just dropped 👇 check it out and let us know what you think!
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22 May 2023
Anybody from the @azuread #VerifiedID team or somebody who has deployment experience going to #MSbuild2023 ? I would love grab a coffee and hear about it.
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2 May 2023
It's been a few days since I saw this the first time and I am also still laughing.
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20 Apr 2023
Anybody in Paris? We're organising an event for everybody who's not ok with war criminals living comfortably in Europe. We'll gather outside Maniovich's apartment demanding sanctions for this and other Putin-loving criminals.
‼️ Sign up if you're coming fb.me/e/3A0pabOGQ
19 Apr 2023
1/22 This is Svetlana Maniovich. She is your guide to the world of extreme Russian glamour. She radiates richness. Diamonds, furs, Rolls Royces - she has it all and more. In summer you can find her in St Tropez where she rents a villa for €150k/month, or on a yacht in Naples🧵
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19 Apr 2023
1/22 This is Svetlana Maniovich. She is your guide to the world of extreme Russian glamour. She radiates richness. Diamonds, furs, Rolls Royces - she has it all and more. In summer you can find her in St Tropez where she rents a villa for €150k/month, or on a yacht in Naples🧵
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4 Feb 2023
There are myriads of apparent reasons why Ukrainians are fighting. But in this thread, I’d like to consider other, not entirely obvious, reasons.
Why don’t Ukrainians accept the Russian world? What is the Russian proposal for the world order?
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