Sysadmin, MAMIL, UNIX geek and dodgy Sunday League goalie. Football, cycling, IT (unordered list). he/him
Joined February 2009
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May 31
Nicola Sturgeon finds herself struggling to log in to a website...
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May 26
The Champions League was created so that the same teams (Real Madrid Barcelona Bayern etc.) could stay at the top for 30 years and more
Because of that, there are fully grown adults who can’t understand that Vojvodina and Dukla Prague were once amongst the best teams in Europe
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Mark Cairney retweeted
May 23
He just authenticated to Microsoft for the 35th time today.
Wait for him to click the "Keep me signed in" checkbox...
Perfect. Now, do nothing.
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𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔.
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Mark Cairney retweeted
May 1
“Boss, a cannae find the zero key”
“Stick a lowercase o in instead, nobody will notice”
“Ok….ah wait found it at last”
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Apr 30
🧵1/2: I’d had a few drinks in Florida and get seated next to an old guy at the poker table who’s got his phone in front of him with a screen saver of Ozzy Osbourne
“Big Sabbath fan?”
Stone silence
I assume he’s just some grumpy old rocker
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Apr 20
I have seen some disgraceful tweets about Ryan Mullen after the game yesterday. Ryan is a top goalkeeper and gives everything on and off the pitch and by no means did he want to leave the pitch yesterday. Every player makes mistakes it comes with the job and I’ve made plenty. Unfortunately for Ryan yesterday he was unable to play on despite persevering at first. He does not deserve any of the negativity or accusations he is getting, it’s disgusting. Im so disappointed that majority is from our own fans. As a club we win together and lose together.
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Can't wait, plastic fans of a plastic league full of plastic teams, all propped up and bankrolled by Sky TV money and billionaires.
Apr 15
If this is on the money the bubble bursting in Englands top flight could be closer than we think. Our game in Scotland is nowhere near the quality it was when Aberdeen and Dundee United were challenging the Old Firm and winning in Europe but it’s not gone uber capitalist…..yet.
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Mark Cairney retweeted
Apr 11
Removing the music from Mick Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing In The Streets" video is wild 😂
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Apr 8
“Make Racists Afraid Again”
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I hate being 6 foot, it's like entry level tall. I get the bad back, not fitting in a standard bath and feet hanging off the bed but I don't get to tower over people unless they're really short and I feel short next to taller people. I'd rather be 5'8" and comfortable.
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Everyone at Hibernian FC is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Hibs legend Alex Cropley, at the age of 75.
A member of the Hibs Hall of Fame, Alex made 199 appearances for the Club and was an instrumental part of the iconic 'Turnbull's Tornadoes' side that won the League Cup in 1972.
Cropley scored 49 goals for Hibs, including the fourth in our 0-7 victory over Hearts at Tynecastle on New Year's Day 1973.
Rest in peace, Alex 💚
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'It's not a great challenge from Keresztes but he's absolutely wiped out Douglas Ross!' 😅
#BBCFootball #ScottishCup
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Armed response units in South Lanarkshire have raided a house in Larkhall behind the Library and discovered drugs with a street value of £4.5 million , 12 AK47 Rifles , and 22 hand grenades , stunned locals are in a state of shock claiming they didn't know Larkhall had a Library.
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Mark Cairney retweeted
Feb 12
Tim Berners Lee. Thank you.
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