“Do women feel zero responsibility for species proliferation? No debt to society?” Sir, men don’t feel this either, they just want sex. Ask how many men would sign up for sexless “species proliferation” via IVF where they do 50% of the childcare.

Trump's approval rating is in freefall

One idea I really enjoy is that Democrats have an unbeatable vote rigging operation, but instead of just using it all the time, they sadistically employ it only after briefly giving Republicans hope

If you want any hope of being LA mayor as someone not coded as a standard Dem or progressive, you need to run as an actual moderate. You also probably need to have identified as a Dem for most of your public life. You certainly cannot praise Trump. Sorry. It’s a D 50 city.

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

For Pride I wanted to make sure I recognized Kid Rock and his Lesbian Grandma Adam Carolla

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

Men complain women have unrealistic standards while wanting a girl that looks like a model, personality of a mother and the needs of a homeless person.

the two straightest men you know

It would be a shame if #ShutUpYouUglyFuck started trending, right?

The problem isn't the availability of scientific research. It's the flood of people misinterpreting complex data with zero training and full confidence. Access to information is no longer the barrier. Understanding it is.

The Maduro regime is still in power in Venezuela. The IRGC regime is still in power in Iran. The Epstein regime is still in power in D.C.

Genuinely don’t think I’m being hyperbolic when I say these people need to be stopped, and fast, or we are headed to a very dark place.

DOGE was a massive scam.

This is surprisingly true

Ken Paxton is so corrupt that the Republicans in the AG office became whistleblowers. Then Republicans in the Texas House voted to impeach him. Then MAGA got involved. In the Senate, he argued that it was all a left wing conspiracy to get him. He was acquitted. Now Trump endorses him for Senate. This isn't left or right. This is about Republicans' tolerance for corruption. They even have a preference for it! It's not something they accept just out of necessity to beat the other side. These are bad people. Kakistocracy. Trumpism is a populist movement, which leads to the worst people rising to the top.

We live in a dystopian hellscape.

it was me. I thought it’d be fun 😭