Schlemiel AND Schlimazel. Currently: Copywriter for toys of franchises I really like.
Joined January 2009
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28 Jul 2021
The Mattel Creations Bad Robot packaging ... on Forbes! Look at our mad creation bwahahaha
forbes.com/sites/joshweiss/2…
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20 Aug 2023
I don't why I didn't feel the earthquake, but I jumped under a table anyways just in case because WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY???
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28 Jun 2023
We don’t talk enough about the cinematic masterpiece that is Xanadu and it shows.
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23 Jun 2023
BRING BACK DIVE!
22 Jun 2023
If Spielberg’s submarine-themed sub sandwich restaurant in Century City was still around, none of this would have happened!
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20 Jun 2023
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17 Jun 2023
I literally had this thought and for a brief moment, thought that was what it was
17 Jun 2023
Sorry but this The Bear promo looks like a Gap commercial from 1997
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16 Jun 2023
is that a mf barbra streisand reference
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14 Jun 2023
My main takeaway from this behind the scenes is that Harrison Ford and I have the same comedy style.
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12 Jun 2023
"Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny."
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9 Jun 2023
NOOOOOO WHY ARE ALL MY FAV SHOWS BEINGG CANCALLED
'Grand Crew' Canceled At NBC After 2 Seasons deadline.com/2023/06/grand-c…
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6 Jun 2023
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6 Jun 2023
‘Perry Mason’ Canceled After Two Seasons on HBO thr.cm/XIbX5Ri
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25 May 2023
Barbie goes to all of the hottest day trips in Southern CA:
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22 May 2023
Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you?
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18 May 2023
This is the one
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17 May 2023
"Nice PJ's, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?"
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14 May 2023
Happy birthday to my birthday twin.
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9 May 2023
My favorite Columbo trope is when the murderer is up to some sneaky shit and Columbo has just been vibing in the background the entire time either walking his dog or eating chili
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4 May 2023
"You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here, to talk about Sprint." #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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