We're all just screaming into the void anyway Ok. She/her
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his wife is cheating and he’s getting divorced. Doctor says, "That’s easy. Gas station has pills and beer. Go and get some and listen to jelly roll. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But doctor...I am Jelly Roll.”
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Its a year old but I felt really good about this one
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Jun 15
beautiful girl sat in my section tried to tell me she had celiacs disease but i thought she said she had Silly Ex disease and i was like oh honey im afflicted too and the cure is margaritas!
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a Black woman couldn’t even celebrate the knicks win in the comfort of her own home without her neighbor calling the cops on her, and they killed her dog.
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Jun 14
As Lin Manuel Miranda once said, there’s nothing like summer in the city #KnicksinFive
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Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?
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Jun 14
Whats the nicest way to tell someone theyre being distractingly loud in an otherwise quiet indpor space? I dont want to be mean but this girl is shouting every other word and seems completely unaware of it.
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Jun 13
replies to this are crazy. your wives are repulsed by you because you only touch and kiss them when you want to fuck!
Jun 12
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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Guess who's hand I shook, told I liked his music, then self-consciously ambled away from.
Jun 13
Sometimes men are named Geordie Greep
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Jun 13
I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴
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I'd probably eat this depending on the quality of the cheese.
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People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,
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RT @julianakilrose: ‘Taxing AI’ won’t protect our water or air. It will however give Dems a way to make it seem like they’re doing somethin…
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