Gone dormant here. Don’t like the new sheriff. Find me elsewhere if you like.
Joined December 2006
- Tweets 32,320
- Following 1,856
- Followers 1,689
- Likes 5,023
1,279 Photos and videos
Miche Doherty retweeted
7 Nov 2022
I know there's rugby about but it is a national emergency that Quizzy Monday is not on BBC Two.
10
11
235
6 Nov 2022
Things I could happily live without, number 347: emails from companies I’ve bought stuff from.
– Please tell us what you think of your new gloves!
– They’re gloves.
3
31 Oct 2022
Used my 60 travel card for the first time. Driver did not accuse me of using my dad’s bus pass.
1
3
Miche Doherty retweeted
3 Oct 2022
"We get it, we have listened" is something Gregg's would say for changing their sausage roll recipe, not the Chancellor of the Exchequer FFS
28
263
2,230
Miche Doherty retweeted
3 Mar 2021
I wanted to give off about this while remaining diplomatic but I’ll just be blunt.
census.gov.uk/ni/assets/Ulst…
The “Ulster Scots” 2021 census form is awful. It bears almost no resemblance to spoken or literary Scots of any dialect. In this thread I’ll try to explain:
6
25
73
16 Sep 2022
Passed a cat carrying a small dead rodent and looking pretty pleased with itself. Somebody’s going to find a delightful little present on their kitchen floor.
Miche Doherty retweeted
15 Sep 2022
Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.
119
3,966
38,577
Miche Doherty retweeted
2 Sep 2022
Whenever I leave my house with a suitcase I like to look at my house wistfully so my neighbors wonder if I’m leaving for good
7
66
287
9 Sep 2022
Wall to wall Miss Marple on Radio 4 Extra. How very British: “We can’t have any comedy or suchlike. Wouldn’t be appropriate. Let’s just have a nice bit of murder.”
1
9 Sep 2022
They don’t mention the time she appeared on Crackerjack* and sprayed Peter Glaze with a soda syphon.
(*Creckerjeck!)
9 Sep 2022
Six times the Queen made us laugh bbc.in/3qor92e
9 Sep 2022
It’s going to be tough for the older monarchists. They’ll be singing “God save our gracious Quee - King!” for ages, like when we used to write the wrong year on a cheque.
4
Miche Doherty retweeted
8 Sep 2022
Morning! A lot of people have been asking when Bernard's funeral is. Primarily so they can pay their respects by thinking of him while it's taking place. It's next Wednesday (14th) at noon so if you would like to have him in your thoughts then, that'd be rather lovely ❤️
163
1,455
12,144
8 Sep 2022
If they postpone the next repeated episode of Ever Decreasing Circles on BBC FOUR, I shall be quite cross.
1
5
8 Sep 2022
Oh, British television’s going to be unbearable for the next while. Non-stop Nicholas Witchell.
1
2
5 Sep 2022
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will have a new prime minister tomorrow, following a show of hands at an extraordinary general meeting of the Bexhill-on-Sea bowls club.
1
3
4 Sep 2022
“Truss vows.” “Truss pledges.” “Truss promises.” Have three years of Johnson taught you nothing, journalists? The apt verbs are asserts, purports, pays lip service to … (etc).