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I could turn $1K into $1M in a year--ethically. There is unmowed lawn in the trade-o-sphere. What's required? A WFH job that pays the bills w money & time to spare. Partners who know a life-long learner when they see one & prefer results over a string of letters. /6
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Blake Bourgeois retweeted
I named my dog 5 miles. Now I tell people I walk 5 miles every day
I've named my puppies Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs.
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Blake Bourgeois retweeted
Priorities
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I got a call out of the blue at the end of one day last week. A customer had been delivered his meds a week early, and was asking me what to do. He felt comfortable asking because we had a short conversation months ago, when I told him I shouldn't leave his . . .
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meds at his door. The packaging made them look like a controlled substance & likely to be pinched by fiends. I told him to inform the pharmacy so they could adjust the timing, and that if he used them as prescribed & in order none should expire. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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RT @ElseSlayer: 63 mutuals with this account. 63. I dunno, maybe you guys are ok with this word making a comeback, I am not. If you uโ€ฆ
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Blake Bourgeois retweeted
My dog after eating my philosophy book
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Don't let anyone tell you what you can or canโ€™t do. Beethoven was told he won't be a musician as he was deaf. But did he listen?
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Happy Obama appreciation day.
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My boyfriend and I were waiting for our food at a restaurant when a little girl at the next table kept glancing over at us. Eventually she asked her grandmother: "Are they on a date?" The whole table went quiet for a second. I braced myself. The grandmother smiled and said: "I think they are." The little girl asked: "But they're both boys." And her grandmother replied: "Yep. And they still look happy." The little girl looked at us, smiled, and went right back to coloring. When we finished eating, our server stopped us on the way out. She said: "The lady at table 12 wanted you to have this." It was a small slice of cake in a takeout box. Inside was a handwritten note: "Thank you for helping my granddaughter learn that kindness is easier than judgment." Not gonna lie. That one got me.
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I have a special favor to ask; I recently saw someone who was hospitalized for weakness. This individual faces multi organ diseases and, unfortunately, is not aware of this. Please send good vibes, prayers, or whatever you believe in to help this person through this. They have a long road ahead and may not come out alive on the other side. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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This family is amazing ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†

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Big E turns 20! Help me wish him a ๐ŸŽˆ happy birthday
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She was 57 years old. White hair. No carefully managed image. No media training designed to make her more palatable. Just thirty years of accumulated knowledge and the calm, unhurried authority of a woman who had spent her life mastering her subject. She sat on a BBC panel, answered questions about immigration and politics, cited evidence, made arguments โ€” and then went home. The next morning, her inbox looked like a crime scene. Her name is Mary Beard โ€” Cambridge professor, classicist, one of the most respected scholars of ancient Rome and Western civilisation alive. And the internet had decided that a woman speaking with quiet authority on television needed to be punished for it. The messages were not criticism. They were not debate. They were rape threats. Death threats. Coordinated campaigns of personal destruction targeting her appearance, her age, her voice โ€” anything that could be used to remind her that spaces like the one she had just occupied were not meant for her. Most people would have gone quiet. Mary Beard went further in. She did what scholars do when they find a pattern that disturbs them: she followed it backward. Through decades. Through centuries. Through millennia. All the way back to some of the oldest texts in Western civilisation. And she found it had always been there. In Homer's Odyssey โ€” one of the foundational works of Western literature, nearly three thousand years old โ€” there is a scene that most readers pass over without registering its quiet violence. Penelope comes downstairs and asks the poet to sing a different song. Her own son, Telemachus, cuts her off. He orders her back to her room and tells her plainly: speech is the business of men. She goes. Mary Beard read that scene and recognized it immediately. Not as ancient history. As a pattern. In ancient Rome, women who dared to speak in public were not described as orators or thinkers. They were described as noise โ€” disorderly sound, something that did not deserve to be called language or argument. Their voices were not speech. Their thoughts were not thoughts. In the medieval world, women who claimed public authority were labeled as witches. Elizabeth I โ€” Queen of England, ruler of a nation โ€” had to rhetorically reshape herself into something masculine just to be taken seriously as the leader of her own country. The silencing of women who speak with authority was not invented by social media. It was not a modern pathology or a cultural accident. It was built deliberately, over centuries, into the very foundations of how Western civilisation defined who gets to speak, what authority sounds like, and who is allowed to take up space in public life. Mary Beard had found something important. In 2017, she published Women & Power: A Manifesto โ€” short enough to read in an afternoon, substantial enough to reframe everything you thought you understood about why this keeps happening. Her argument was precise and devastating. The problem is not that women lack the ability to lead. The problem is that the model of leadership itself โ€” the template for what public authority looks, sounds, and feels like โ€” was built by men over centuries and has never been redesigned. When a woman enters public life and doesn't fit that template, she is not failing. The template was never built for her. It was built specifically to exclude her, and it has been doing exactly that, efficiently and continuously, for three thousand years. The solution, Beard argued, is not to teach women to perform power the way men have always performed it. The solution is to dismantle and rebuild the very concept of what power is allowed to look like. She kept teaching. She kept writing. She kept appearing on television โ€” white-haired, unhurried, carrying her decades of authority without performing it, without packaging it for comfort, without apologizing for it. The threats continued. But other messages began arriving too. Letters from women and girls who had spent their entire lives feeling that every door was slightly too narrow, every table slightly too high, every room slightly reluctant to make space for them. Women who had spent years wondering what was wrong with them โ€” why they couldn't quite fit, couldn't quite belong, couldn't quite be taken seriously no matter how much they knew or how hard they worked. They read the book and understood, perhaps for the first time, that nothing had ever been wrong with them. The room had been designed without them in mind. That is not a personal failing. That is a three-thousand-year-old architectural decision. And one Cambridge professor with white hair and a calm voice โ€” who refused to go quiet when the internet told her to โ€” spent her career documenting it, naming it, and handing that knowledge to everyone who needed to hear it. Telemachus told Penelope that speech was the business of men. He was wrong then. He is still wrong now. And Mary Beard has three thousand years of evidence to prove it. via The Inspireist #FeministFriday #HERstory
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Blake Bourgeois retweeted
A couple burglars broke into the local CVS last might and stole all the Viagra. The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals as we speak.
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A koan for Late Capitalism: "The sound of one hand washing."
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Ever try to sleep in a walk-in cooler?
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More restrained plumbing . . . (reddit.com/r/whatisit/commenโ€ฆ)
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๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฉทโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œHappy Pride Month!๐Ÿ˜ƒ (Sound)
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"I'm outstanding in my field." "Is it something I said?"
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Some Karen came in and tried to shame me for wearing a mask. Like why the fuck is it any of your GD business. I wear it because fuck faces like you come in here with virus without a mask and I donโ€™t want it! Read the room!
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