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20 Jul 2020
::on my deathbed::
One of my kids: Mom, can I have a sip of your water?
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Casey retweeted
ur mom is a high ranking presbyterian
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20 Feb 2025
My grandfather used to do deliveries for a local Ford dealership and would go every which way around town to avoid a left turn. I think about him every time a left turn stresses me out.š„°
19 Feb 2025
the worst part about driving is turning left. thereās too much going on and i get so scared
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18 Feb 2025
Itās hard for me to get mad at the empathy is a sin crowd because itās just one of the dumbest things Iāve ever heard.
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13 Jan 2025
Stop saying āletās normalize...ā Just be a weird little freak, who cares.
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8 Jan 2025
Reading this now and went to find this tweet to say Iād buy this bumper sticker for my minivan.
5 Jan 2023
Legit about to get an āIād rather be reading Demon Copperheadā bumper sticker for my Nissan Murano.
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1 Dec 2024
Mt. Rainier is a lil bitch
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2 Dec 2024
Left a $200 Zojirushi bread machine on the shelf at Goodwill for $25 because I donāt need it. So proud of myself rn
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21 Nov 2024
How has everyone been? Danny cleans the kitchen almost every night, but heās gone tonight and I donāt want to do it so much that I logged in here to avoid it. Ca you believe it? Iām a 41 year old baby. Speaking of babies my oldest turned 17 yesterday. I love having teenagers.
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10 Oct 2024
In the book Wellness by Nathan Hill, a character talks about certainty as being the flip side of pain, people saying āI am hurting, and no one is paying attention.ā My friend @MatthewEPierce says dudes like this are scared. I think itās probably both.
9 Oct 2024
Understanding that only men are fully made in the image of God
When I was an atheist, I totally lacked any understanding of the reality of spiritual hierarchy in marriage
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7 Oct 2024
I debated whether to share this. I did apologize on the air. But I invite you to read my introspection on @BulletinAtomic of how extreme weather š driven by global warming has changed me. Frankly, YOU should be shaken too, and demand #ClimateActionNow. thebulletin.org/2024/09/hurrā¦
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7 Oct 2024
If youāre prepping for Hurricane Milton, donāt forget to turn off your screen time reporting for the week. We donāt need to live through a once a century storm then get judged by our phones on Sunday morning for scrolling Instagram for 17 hours.
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5 Oct 2024
Ever sit around the dinner table for an hour and an half and shoot the shit with your 12-16 year old children? 10/10 recommend.
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23 Sep 2024
My for you keeps showing me stuff about parenting toddlers and newborns even though last week I went into my kidsā bathroom and got annoyed that they were also out of tampons.
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15 Sep 2024
With the helpful guidance of my life coach (Danny), I decided to use any Barnes & Noble gift cards I receive on books I read through the library and loved and want to own. Today I ordered Pachinko and The Nickel Boys. ā„ļøš
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6 Sep 2024
You guys remember the āYes, I Believe in Godā campaign? Remember when a school shooting was so rare we could capitalize on it to encourage teens to be better Christians? And write ccm chart-topping songs about it?
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27 Aug 2024
Really need to stop seeing so many cyclists without helmets. I am begging people to stop being idiots about this.
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