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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo
billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesnβt have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
29 Jul 2024
Boring, terrible: "Break up into your lab groups and work on your assignment."
Engaging, fun: "Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues."
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
24 Dec 2025
God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back
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26 Nov 2025
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign!
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
22 Nov 2025
This is why so many zoomers have that broccoli head hairstyle
21 Nov 2025
fun fact: male deer sometimes accidentily castrate themselves when jumping over metal fences and the resulting lack of testosterone causes them to have hairlike growths on the antlers
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
10 Nov 2025
Happy 10th Anniversary Fallout 4!
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5 Nov 2025
Boba and I are Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl for Halloween this year. Bo Bob did not give it 4 stars. The Drive-In will never die! @kinky_horror @TheMutantFam
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
22 Aug 2025
Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997
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19 Sep 2025
Called strike 3. The ruined slugger has failed to bring honor to his family. He hears a ringing in his ears, a metallic taste fills his mouth. He falls to his knees, coughing up blood before he collapses. With his last breath, he looks up at the sky and whispers βIβm sorry, Godβ
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
7 Jul 2025
google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is
google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982
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2 Jul 2025
THIS IS IMPORTANT: I got a 6 billion point hand in Balatro.
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
29 Jan 2025
I feel like a white man in hammersmith palais
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28 Mar 2025
I feel like Oprahβs couch that Tom cruise jumped on
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Ya Boi Mr. Stone retweeted
15 May 2025
Took a while but we did it
10 Nov 2014
2015 Billboard Charts
1: 12 rappers chant "Heil Hitler" in unison over a 30bpm trap beat
2: The original "Billie Jean" but with a bass boost
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