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Miranda Abney @mirandaabney

california dreamer • spiritual gangster • chocolate milk mafia •

Joined June 2009
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Leslie Bonci@lesliebonci
17 Jul 2023
#ActiveAdvice-Love it when my words are heard! When the goal is repair-#feedtheneedtosucceed with a combo of fluid, protein, electrolytes and carb. Chocolate milk checks all the boxes in an available, convenient, affordable way to bring the intuition to recovery nutrition
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Ari Melber
@AriMelber
20 Apr 2023
Knew it 🍦
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Wood Milk@drinkwoodmilk
20 Apr 2023
got wood? 🔗 in bio to shop. #drinkwoodmilk *Wood Milk is obviously fake and has 0% nutritional value*
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Does Apple Watch have a sick day setting? Tired of getting kicked when I’m already down. #checkyourrings
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How #TeamMilk Is Sponsoring This Year’s Marathon Runners to Inspire The Next Generation of Women marieclaire.com/milkpep-supp…

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Brad Culp@bbculp
25 May 2022
There are 195 countries on earth and only 1 where children are routinely murdered at school.
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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
9 May 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
Tesla is insanely good too. Just drove in one.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
9 May 2022
Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.
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Tiny Buddha
@tinybuddha
8 Mar 2022
You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.
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Tiny Buddha
@tinybuddha
30 Dec 2021
I am not impressed by money, status, or job title. I'm impressed by the way you treat other human beings.
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PFF
@PFF
1 Oct 2021
Terry McLaurin finally found his QB1 😂

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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
1 Oct 2021
Congrats on your incredible 133 yd catch @TheTerry_25 #GonnaNeedMilk #TeamMilk
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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
29 Sep 2021
.@catosterman is hanging up her glove. Congrats on an incredible 28 year career—your Team USA stats alone speak for themselves.
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meetka@meetka
1 Aug 2021
cow's milk is back. Hot girls are ditching the alternatives and are going back to basics. i can tell you this because i make coffee 3 mornings out of the week in manhattan on an hourly dime
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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
18 Aug 2021
Couldn’t agree more #TeamMilk #Madden22 💪🥛
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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
4 Aug 2021
There's more than one way to dunk on #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay
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Milk@GonnaNeedMilk
1 Aug 2021
Hannah Roberts can’t be stopped! Congratulations to her and #TeamUSA on the silver medal at the #TokyoOlympics. 🥈🎉🚲 #TeamMilk
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Megs🌻@MM_Cochran
28 Jul 2021
Replying to @katieledecky
@katieledecky go get your chocolate milk after that long swim!! Awesome job on the 1500!!!
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USA Swimming@USASwimming
28 Jul 2021
We all just witnessed history. @katieledecky & @erica_sully will forever be the first Olympic medalists in the women's 1500m free. 💪 #TokyoOlympics x @TeamUSA
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