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Joined January 2009
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28 Oct 2024
Am I the only one regularly using the melting person emoji 🫠 as an emotive reference to the "this is fine" meme?
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9 Oct 2024
I've come to realize that one of the "Back in my day..."s of my generation is
Back in my day, we used to have to remember to save our Word docs every 5 minutes in case our computer crashed.
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25 Jul 2023
Haven't visited Twitter in a few days. This X thing is actually happening? 🫠
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25 Jul 2023
I appreciate Mastodon and all of the federated stuff being built, but having already lost one Mastodon acct to the server shutting down (presumably due to cost of running it), I am not sure where things will go from here. I do know Threads feels like yet another Meta product 🤷♀️
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2 Jul 2023
Finally did some cable management for my desk. It may not be perfect but it was so satisfying.
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23 May 2023
When your test payload ends up in production
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19 May 2023
Let’s play a little Where’s Waldo-type game:
I’m at an IT Professional event. Guess how many women are in the audience (this pic is only showing 2/3 of the room).
How many women do you think they have scheduled to present?
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19 May 2023
Winners will only receive Internet cookies, because I imagine the answers are pretty obvious.
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2 May 2023
PSA: There is still no valid reason for calling software/application design sexy. Just don't.
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26 Apr 2023
What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
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2 Apr 2023
Probably the best thing you'll see today.
In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.
The results 🧵
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21 Mar 2023
I’m overdue on paying internet cat tax so here’s Brite displaying a classic floof shape
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27 Oct 2022
Amazing example that @mybluewristband just set by pointing out the privileges she experiences on her journey as an Engineering Manager 👏🙌✨️
#LeadDevSanFrancisco
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27 Oct 2022
“Chronemics” is one of my new favorite words thanks to @lhagemann providing insight in to how we think about time and cultural perception of it — “the study of human tempo…” 🤩 #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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26 Oct 2022
Food for thought on Engineering Leadership: "Leaders can escape people management, but they can't escape all management" -- Josh Leners
It's an interesting thought exercise on the path in engineer career development 🤔 #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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26 Oct 2022
"Engineers, we make things more complicated than they need to be" and other things said out loud like `more engineers == more opinions` hitting home. Really enjoying @JemYoung's real talk at #LeadDevSanFrancisco
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