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16 Dec 2025
When Dan Crenshaw is questioned…
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Judge Wayne Mack—did you figure this gig was a popularity contest?
You look straight-up stunned that voters are asking you on whether you’re actually qualified for county judge.
Keep gaslighting them, this is a winning strategy. 🙄
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I received a tip to go back a few months and watch commissioner court. Commissioner Charlie Riley has some explaining to do.
#montgomerycountytx
Magnolia, TX
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DC DAN Crenshaw never takes personal responsibility for anything. In this case, he blames the journalist. DC Dan said, “If I ever meet him, I’ll %#@&ing kill him.”
Lots of excuses….
#DitchDan #DanCrenshaw
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What does the Bible say about always being ready to defend your faith? But instead Dan Crenshaw gets offended. 🫠🥴
#ditchdan
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Anything to lessen the cringe.
He wouldn’t allow any Trump signs or Trump flags anywhere near his office.
But now, Dan needs to look relatable.
Nope. #ditchdan
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
Jan 10
I’m never leaving this app🤣
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Dan Crenshaw is a poser. A pretender.
❌He pretends he’s a generational Texan.
👉He was born in Scotland and was raised all over the world, mostly Columbia and Ecuador.
❌ He pretends he’s a family man.
👉 He attends Cle Group parties with Cle Angels. (think PB Bunny 👯♀️🐰)
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
Jan 1
Dan, just do an interview with @alexstein99 instead.
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Well well well…
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20 Dec 2025
Dan Crenshaw tries and fails to clean up his mess. Full video on Facebook.
I got the receipts on Steve Aoki. Dan pair over $30k for that VIP bottle service.
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
15 Dec 2025
@ShawnRyan762
Dan Crenshaw dropped $37,001.80
on The Clé Group right about the same time as his party. Likely for VIP bottle service at Clé for that Steve Aoki pool party.
Clé - Houston's ultra-exclusive spot catering to trust-fund 20-somethings (Gossip Girl vibes).
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
11 Dec 2025
🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨 Congressman Dan Crenshaw Threatens to Sue Shawn Ryan.
@DanCrenshawTX @RepDanCrenshaw
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
12 Dec 2025
Today is good day to remind everyone who you really are
Navy Seal Eddie Gallagher goes full bore after Dan Crenshaw. Crenshaw tried to wrongfully railroad Gallagher into a life time in prison. Gallagher was found innocent of murder in spite of Crenshaw’s corrupt efforts. He decimates Crenshaw in the video. Texas voters get rid of this traitorous POS.
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11 Dec 2025
Trader Dan Crenshaw voted to pass the 3,000 page National Defense Authorization Act last night giving:
🇺🇦 About $800 million to Ukraine under the USAI over the next two fiscal years. 🤔 I wonder why Trump is having trouble getting Zelensky to negotiate peace?
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Miserable Montgomery County Miser retweeted
30 Nov 2025
Dan Crenshaw wrote a letter asking the federal government to speed up the importation of Afghan nationals
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30 Nov 2025
So does Dan Crenshaw believe evil exists? Does he believe in God?
It sounds like he is making fun of Christian’s….
@MichaelBerrySho @JesseKellyDC @KennethRWebster
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