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17 Dec 2024
More people should once again see these pictures of Moom
ALT Tuxedo cat absolutely zooted out sleeping on top of a duvet, belly and paws up, a little fang peeking up of his mouth.
ALT The same scene from slightly further away, showing that the cat's back feet are also raised and gathered to the side with his tail.
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Reporting for duty
ALT Moomin, a tuxedo cat with a lot of white on his belly, sleeps on the back of our sofa. He looks peaceful and happy. His front paws are curled and relaxed.
Jun 8
when a cat is a little baby man… the fact that both of my cats are little baby men… it’s so funny.. because you’re so little and soft but you’re a man
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"ADHD gives you superpowers" my brain has spent two hours workshopping a children's song about the Egyptian plagues because the original only had one and it bothered me
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Mar 29
Today's routine is just googling different nouns followed by "kitniyot?"
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
my first piece (cowritten with Catriona Innes) in a print magazine comes out today: we interviewed 13 people, mostly trans women, about how the Supreme Court ruling has affected them for @CosmopolitanUK
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Regrettably the new podcast involving creators we love is also extremely good (please, my podcast queue)
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come
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today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked into the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
20 Dec 2025
This is how you end a broken man on a Halifax pier
18 Dec 2025
Would you like to seize cartel assets as a privateer?
My bill would allow the president to issue you a letter of marque.
Time to take these pirates down. 🏴☠️
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3 Dec 2025
Really appreciate the barista who handed me the fruitiest little flavoured latte with "here's your latte dude" this morning
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30 Nov 2025
There's a fun game I play called "what do the architects of this accessible toilet not think disabled people need", and a good 80% of the time the answer is coat hooks
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
24 Nov 2025
me when I eat the churu of sudden sentience and consciousness
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
16 Nov 2025
This Transgender Awareness Week, please give some support to It's About Bloody Time, a community-led project providing free, in-person blood testing for trans and gender-diverse people in West Oxfordshire.
🌹👇 Please share and donate here 🏳️⚧️ ❤️
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
2 Nov 2025
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
27 Oct 2025
When you don’t want a U-boat to calculate the distance to your coffee.
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
17 Oct 2025
what’s this? a brain sucker! and what’s it doing? starving!!!
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
16 Oct 2025
good luck kitty
ALT a small, tired-looking cat standing next to a factory building with a smoking chimney. the cat says: “hope I don’t have a long day.” the factory has a sign that reads: “LONG DAY FACTORY”
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
15 Sep 2025
i just use it for the one thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
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