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2 Nov 2025
itβs all pretty much just this huh
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I love the people who keep their venmo exchanges public and get weird with it
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made the sound for giving Pigeon a treat and she came out of nowhere to bring me a dead bug
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was trying to tell my friend βyou know I love you more than anybodyβ and accidentally said βyou know I love you more than mostβ
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hahahhaah oh my god. catch us on our digital hxc tour in the PNW at the end of july
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I truly donβt know if thereβs anything more beautiful than to be a person that people want to take pictures of beautiful things for, and how that turns into them experiencing how beautiful they are too
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I swear on my life, I have a friend who was arrested and charged for shoplifting at bucees, because he went to a different one months later and their AI loss prevention software recognized him via βgait analysisβ
today i found out bucees runs their store like the navy and if your phone is anywhere on the floor you get fired and if you're over a minute late you can get fired. that's crazy to me what if you have kids. no phone at all??? one minute late??? is it that serious????
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only one person has laughed at my jd vyvanse joke and it was my psychiatrist, but Iβm not gonna unpack that
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Jun 11
happy birthday ryan dunn π€
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Iβm in a greeting card aisle at CVS and can I say something? She is mean for no reason.
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Jun 11
Everything fun they tell you not to do. As a child itβs running in the pool. They blow the whistle. best part about pool is running as fast as you can chasing your friends. Jumping in. When youβre an adult they pull the same trick. dont drink on benzos. No opiates in the hot tub
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one of the most insufferable things to me is when youβre out and offhandedly mention a substance and some rando will show up out of nowhere and be like βso glad you said those words, I would like to spend the next hour to tell you about how I am very good at drugsβ
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Jun 11
until we meet again some sunny day⦠happy birthday, ryan.
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I've literally been laughing about this since it happened in 2024
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my $400 rent gets me a maintenance man named PP who does not own a phone.
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to get him to fix stuff, I have to go find him. he will arrive, assess, and say he will return in 45 minutes. he will not return for two days, at the earliest. he will then not fix it, and instead break something else entirely unrelated.
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got a new phone after needing to for many years and this thing is so big I could row a boat with it
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I firmly believe he started my thing where I have a crush on literally any bleach blonde person I see in a room
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heroin aside, sickboy is one of the hottest characters ever
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I will be at parties and friends will see me see a bleach blonde person and my pupils dilate, and without me saying anything they will intervene and go βNO!! NO! NO SCOUT!β
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I want to use 2c-b with my partner due to the alleged sex enhancement aspect plus fun visuals, but there is apparently a 10% chance it could send me to hell. a real risk it for the biscuit situation..
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