My favourite Ashington gag:
A sparky turns up at a clurrb in Ashington and asks the barmaid where the mains are.
“Tha just doon there past the ladies.” ⚡️
A Geordie man goes to the Ashington swimming baths.
As he walks along the poolside, a lass in the pool starts complimenting him.
The Geordie says, “Are ye flirtin’?”
"Nah, pet. I'm on me tiptoes!”, she replies.