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21 Jan 2016
"Anybody here named Jeff?" Jeff: "Yes" Geoff: "Yeos"
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Dear Twtter Friends, YAY! BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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17 Jan 2025
Fix your hearts or die
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🚫 @AdrianDittmann is no longer following "Porn Stars Who Look Like Grimes"
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The late, great Chris Farley before a show at the Ark Improv Theatre in Madison, WI back in '87.
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13 Dec 2024
I'm against doing this, but it'd be interesting to conduct an experiment: Have people of different appearances eliminate a number of top CEOs and see how the Internet reacts to each.
if the shooter were not male, white/white passing, and conventionally attractive, would the response from the internet be the same? genuine question bc at this point it feels like a lot of the idolisation that luigi mangione gets is not driven by class consciousness or ideology
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29 Aug 2022
CW: VOMITING I’ve been struggling w a stomach disorder called gastroparesis, which causes me to vomit almost everything I eat. my insurance denied coverage for a procedure, so I went to their office to appeal their decision. full vid here: youtu.be/-gCl_q1zy_Y
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Florida man quits two jobs in one month. #CrookedMedia #MattGaetz #AG
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Replying to @TrueAnonPod
an old classic
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I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo and he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol
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18 Nov 2024
they went from calling him hitler to heiling hitler in less than a week! these ppl hate progressives who advocate for free college and free healthcare more than ppl who want to do mass deportations! they’ve only been complaining abt the left this past month!
Joe and Mika went to Mar a Lago to talk with Trump over the weekend. First face-to-face meeting in seven years. "We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues and we told him so," @JoeNBC says. "What we did agree on – was to restart communications," @morningmika says.
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29 May 2021
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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5 Nov 2024
Get your hopes up. It feels good and affects nothing
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5 Nov 2024
i've seen enough. jennifer lopez is great in it
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i’m voting for kamala harris in a swing state so that elon musk might kill him self
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5 Nov 2024
I voted for Democrats BECAUSE they murdered the squirrel
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Insane to me that a person protesting climate change by literally not damaging anything goes to prison while the people literally responsible for climate change get to own yachts
Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?
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4 Nov 2024
June Squibb says people still approach her about “Hubie Halloween” and ask if she owns any of the racy T-shirts featured in the film. "I do!" Squibb says. "I own 'Boner Doner.'" wp.me/pc8uak-1lEY72
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4 Nov 2024
This should have been the end of it
20 Aug 2015
i mean @realDonaldTrump if you're so good at negotiating how come you couldn't get @DonaldTrump
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This was one of the most racist moments in a very, very racist campaign and it’s stunning how it was portrayed as tolerance at the time and has been held up as an example of McCain’s decency ever since
For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today. It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall. The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality. He immediately shuts it down. "No ma'am. He's a decent family man."
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