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15 Jun 2021
Aww shucks, I've made it!
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I have spent my birthday shivering with a fever. Not quite sure what is wrong. Ear has been stuffy all week without pain, blocked sinuses. Now totally exhausted. Dunno if I should ring 111, i'm diabetic but it's well controlled
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Jun 13
Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴 Scotland.
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Jun 12
This image is real.
I don’t know what’s going on anymore.
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Good night 💋
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Who is doing this 😂😂😂😂😂
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When did Robbie Williams transition into a lesbian Nan
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Another bloody migrant rocking up in England with a sob story. 😉
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In the garden today, I broke wind with such ferocity it caused next door's dog to bark. This set up a chain reaction of at least a dozen other dogs barking up and down the road. That is the power of my fart over the neighbourhood dogs; I am their leader.
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May 28
It's been decades since Rainbow finished on ITV. We've had massive scientific advancements in so many different areas of life, and yet there is still no explanation for why Bungle used to walk around bollock-naked all day long but then go to bed in pyjamas.
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Excited to start my new job today, as Nicola Sturgeon’s lawyer and statement purveyor to the press!
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26 Apr 2025
Can't believe that old canard is back that the gents are like a cross between a bare-knuckle fight club and a shower scene in a prison movie. Over 50 years of using public toilets in every possible context and I've seen one fight (at football). A lot of piss on the floor though.
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Celtic fans chant the name of Neil Lennon and heartily applaud the Dunfermline team after today's Scottish Cup Final.
The Dunfy fans were a credit to their Club - making the most of the occasion with a loud, boisterous yet friendly support.
Let's hope promotion is on the cards for them next season.
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May 24
This. If it was about wanting somewhere safe and private to pee, third spaces would be fine. It’s not. It’s about claiming territory, validation, and winning.
Dominating, intimidating and humiliating women is the point.
May 23
I am not going to use a third toilet for some bigot. It’s insane.
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Defeat for the Pars at Hampden.
Thank you all for your support this afternoon.
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