#OpenBSD developer, Principal Program Manager for PostgreSQL at @Microsoft

Joined July 2007
592 Photos and videos
Unpopular opinion. Sponsored Survival in Marathon S2 feels like it accidentally made the boring thing optimal. Boss farming PvE, salvaging everything, speedrunning Cradle. I like a lot of S2 changes. I just don’t want regular maps to become the inefficient way to play.

ALT Jim Carrey Reaction GIF

1
145
My team already doesn’t want to play regular maps. They prefer Sponsored Marsh and mass-salvage Armory purchases into cradle xp. Heck, they salvage everything from gold/unique guns to prestige salvage.
1
41
Context: 291,4 hours in.
30
My first Marathon review aged pretty well.
95
This game is my recent obsession.
1
1
128
Adam Wołk retweeted
📣Citus 14.0 open source release is out with support for #PostgreSQL 18! 🎉 Check out the blog post for details on distributed PG18 with Citus 14, such as AIO, skip-scan, uuidv7(), OAuth, RETURNING OLD/NEW, temporal constraints, and more. citusdata.com/blog/2026/02/1…
4
14
711
I just submitted mine!
2️⃣ days left! The CFP for POSETTE: An Event for Postgres closes Feb 1. Whether you're an expert, developer, user, or contributor to the Postgres ecosystem—or a customer or partner working with Azure Database for PostgreSQL—please submit a proposal.⏰ ➡️ posetteconf.com/2026/cfp/
2
191
Adam Wołk retweeted
👀 Seen this week at Ignite, members of #PosetteConf organizing team past & present Aaron Wislang (@as_w), Adam Wolk (@mulander), & Teresa Giacomini (@tgcmn). So fun to meet in person, some for the very first time. 🎉 PS - CFP is open until Feb 1. 😜 #postgresql #cfp #friends
1
1
4
312
6 Nov 2025
This makes me think. In the future will we see people flayed on stage to prove they are not robots? 🫣
147
Adam Wołk retweeted
12 Mar 2025
Join us on YouTube for the Citus 13 release party! 🎉 Happening Wed 12 Mar @ 10am PDT | 1pm EDT | 6pm CET. Demos, news & good conversation. 📰👋, Several of the engineers that built this release of the Citus #PostgreSQL extension will be there. youtube.com/live/DrCu8SX2nDM…
2
5
1,126
Adam Wołk retweeted
Am practicing my talk for @PGConfIndia, to be presented later today here in Bengaluru… a Beginners Guide to Partitioning vs. Sharding in #PostgreSQL! If you are at #PGConfIndia, I hope you can join me!
1
16
435
Adam Wołk retweeted
🎉It's time to celebrate! Citus 13 has launched. A few of our #PostgreSQL engineers want to tell you all about it. There will be demos. 🖥️ Save the date! aka.ms/citus-release-party-1…
6
18
737
Adam Wołk retweeted
Citus 13.0 open source release is out with support for #PostgreSQL 17! 🎉 Check out the blog post for details on distributed PG17.2 with Citus 13, such as JSON_TABLE() in distributed queries, optimizer improvements, and more 🐘 citusdata.com/blog/2025/02/0…
9
26
1,685
Adam Wołk retweeted
New episode of the #TalkingPostgres podcast 🎙️ #PostgreSQL committer & major contributor Daniel Gustafsson surprised us all by joining the podcast to tell the story of how he got started as a developer & in Postgres 🐘 🎧 talkingpostgres.com/episodes… 📺 youtube.com/watch?v=EvxDYPOn…
6
16
977
Adam Wołk retweeted
The kidnapping of El Mayo is one of the craziest incidents of the whole drug war and the ensuing battle in Sinaloa is one of Mexico's worst ever cartel fights. I've put together a 16-min guerrilla doc on the Sinaloa Cartel Civil War. Watch it free here↓ crashoutmedia.com/p/sinaloa-…
19
176
522
52,923
Adam Wołk retweeted
I'm going to run a 7.5h online instructor-led workshop for folks who want to get into Reverse Engineering & Assembly (it's meant to unstuck folks who tried and kickstart folks who want to learn it). What do you think would be a fair price for that?
32% around $100
26% around $200
18% around $300
24% around $500
192 votes • Final results
3
1
18
3,169