Trump just posted this:

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set. Want a 7th year? Sure Broke rules? Ahhhh, it’s fine. There AREN’T any rules.

Atlanta Braves in 2025… 41-52 record Atlanta Braves in 2026… 41-20 record Insanity.

Insane community note 😭😭

LOL what are we doing man

I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

Call me crazy, but I want my tax dollars to go towards feeding hungry kids instead of bombing Iran.

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

POV: You finally set up that vape vending machine in the middle school bathroom and got a job as the health teacher to tell kids that vaping is actually good for you

Ken Paxton’s divorce trial begins June 24 at the Collin County Courthouse in McKinney and is open to the public.

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

If the Braves finish the month of May with a 10-game lead or more on the division, I’ll get someone 2 tickets for a game during the Blue Jays series (June 2-4). Just like, RT, and follow 🫡

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home. Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward. And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this. A television review. No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent. That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself. If you like what you read, follow Gandalv on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/gandal…