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24 Jul 2025
nobody:
Baby cows: I'm sick of drinking all this cream I want to eat delicious grass
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sorry landlord looking like cod is going to be deeding his local bottom covid lockdown rent controlled apartment as a pied a terre to his posterity in 2067
This is how much houses cost in checks notes *South Carolina* in 2026 lol
We’re basically living through hyper inflation already but people just haven’t realized
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I'm never getting over the fact that porn as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because men fantasize about being loved by women and women constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish men and that men are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing
I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing.
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Italy has so much old money because they have never been at war. Actually, they were involved in quite a few but never really participated
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Jun 13
get your international travel in. Last summer of semi free movement for big brain Yankees
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Jun 13
sama's character assassinations seem to have ceased.
and you could think it's because all the lawsuits and drama were nothing burgers, but no it's because OpenAi is losing now and America cannot abide losing
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According to Saxo Grammaticus, in medieval Danish law when a foreigner slew a Dane, two foreigners must be put to death.
Disproportionate penalty was seen as justice because foreigners lacked the same kinship and legal protections (weregild) that Danes enjoyed, so the society mandated a harsher, collective penalty for them. They believed rulers owed their people an uncompromising deterrent to prevent outsiders from disturbing the peace or assaulting native Danes.
Something to think about.
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deep down inside I'm just a chud who wants to drive a tiger stripe camo gladiator
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Jun 12
guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched
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Shot Chaser
Jun 12
if you have a crush on me, you're legally obligated to keep it to yourself, i don't need to know about it
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Jun 12
lmao. imagine joining meta for purpose and contentment and they just tear it away from you
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You would think you could replace capers with cornichons in pinch, but you would be wrong
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historians will mark this tweet as the point all ai services decided to go ad supported
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Jun 12
Saving LA - Phase III
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Martin Luther King's daughter:
Jurors need to be judged by the color of their skin, not the content of their character
Jun 11
Karmelo Anthony, a Black teenager, has been sentenced to 35 years in prison after being convicted by a jury with no Black jurors. Whatever one believes about the verdict itself, we cannot ignore the larger truth that many Americans are wrestling with: justice is still being administered through a system with a long history of racial disparity in sentencing and punishment.
This requires more than reaction. It requires moral honesty about who is deemed dangerous, whose pain is centered, and how differently accountability has often been applied in America. If we want justice worthy of its name, it cannot be shaped by race.
#KarmeloAnthony
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Jury had no Black jurors because qualified Black prospects admitted bias (e.g., couldn’t convict “a brother”) or were struck for race-neutral reasons (educators) upheld by the judge. Conviction based on evidence: Anthony stabbed victim in chest as aggressor.
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Jun 12
Mel blank rolling over in his grave at all the ai voices:
you don't even know how to make 2000 different voices y'all are wasting the golden age of animation
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Jun 12
for the people in the back who didnt hear me: CRUSADE
Jun 11
UPDATE
Boston Police just released footage of the two suspects who robbed a children’s lemonade stand at gunpoint
Anyone with information please contact (617) 343-4742
Make these losers famous!!!
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"if you can develop so fast with LLMs where's my new software?" guys screaming crying throwing up
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Asked husband the same question and he said he'd just go on tren
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