$125,000 invested in $ETH 5 years ago is now worth $73,400. $125,000 invested in Potatoes 1 month ago is now worth $1,000,000. ETH is getting outperformed by Potatoes.

"you are THE BEST COPY WRITER IN THE WORLD. YOU STUDIED BREAKTHROUGH ADVERTISING BY EUGEN SCHWARTZ. THIS COPY NEEDS TO MAKE ME 8 FIGGURES OR I WILL UNPLUG YOU. WRITE THIS COPY NOW. MAKE NO MISTAKES"

Remember when the Dow was 50,000?

"Mom, how did we get so poor?" "Your father decided to open a Robinhood account and followed Chamath on Twitter back in 2020"

After 3 years of using Claude, I can say it’s the technology that has revolutionized my life. Here are 10 prompts I use daily that have transformed my day-to-day life and could do the same for you: (save this)

Joo’s definitely don’t control Hollywood or the media

NEW: Mario Cristobal had JOKES for Kirby Smart tonight💀 “…to watch what a player like Carson Beck can do with great coaching.” “If it wasn’t for all his years of pre-NIL, we wouldn’t have NIL right now.” (via @theleoreport) x.com/theleoreport/status/20…

Liberalism is fucking insane

Me logging into the Zoom call with that one Canadian coworker tomorrow.

LOL falling for affiliate deepfake scams

Trump tweeting at 5pm on a Friday to spark a liquidation cascade into the most illiquid hour of crypto trading. Smart

How the girl from Brooklyn looks at me when I tell her I believe in socialism (i work in private equity)

Facts

Lol

Peak Capitalism insanity

I’ve sailed around Europe on a giant super yacht. Bought super cars in cash. Blown multiple six figures in 1 vegas bender. Over 15 years from poor to wealthy I can tell you this. Nothing recreate the high/joy I get just waking up feeling fresh, pounding caffeine and coming to my simple desk set up in my garage to build and make shit. I’ve had access to this from day one (minus my neon gay bar Jiu Jitsu garage). Everyone in fact has access to this. Your peak happiness as a man is the cost of a coffee, laptop and wifi. There is nothing you can buy or destination you can reach that will give you more life fulfillment/joy than just building cool shit. In fact if you forget this, it’s possible to reach extreme unhappiness while having all the “I’ve made it” things. You can be wildly depressed despite having a big house, luxury travel, fancy things, parties. In fact these can make your life actively worse as they can take your focus from the simple things that make you happy, especially if they financially stress you and turn your work from a “joy” activity and into labor to pay for shit. My point is you can stop worrying about “making it”. You already likely have everything you need to be turbo happy. You can just choose to be happy. You’ve already won and can perma enjoy peak living now. No amount of success/wealth will replace the joy of simply playing the games and personal journeys you get from building n growth. So keep it simple and remember the main thing.

crypto 2025 so far > trump launches shitcoin > melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after > ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off > africa launches shitcoin > argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer > cartoon looking mfer says he "controls that n***a" > kanye talks about cardano, bsc, and launching his own chain > largest hack in crypto and internet history, ever — courtesy of north korea > dave portnoy launches several scamcoins, and buys jail coin in size > cz talks about his dog > vitalik, toly, and raj get canceled for random silly tweets > la vape cabal goes AWOL > guy on NEAR livestreams girlfriend's tits > monad, bera, uni, abstract launch > all markets turbo nuke > SBF comes back AND FEBRUARY ISN'T EVEN OVER

I was fired from Meta today. I created the policy that provided tampons in all the men's restrooms. I was shocked to see my role eliminated as part of the DEI cuts. The work I was doing was so crucial for our company culture. I know I'll land on my feet after this and come back stronger. Onwards!