equestrian
Joined February 2012
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3 Sep 2013
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
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elon mustard retweeted
10 Nov 2024
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
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7 Nov 2024
one positive from today is i am feeling very unburdened by what has been
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4 Nov 2024
what does he think a missile defense shield is? i want to know so bad
Trump: We will build a missile defense shield.. We’ll put Herschel Walker in charge of that little sucker
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elon mustard retweeted
1 Nov 2024
me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…
jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome
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30 Oct 2024
ok i need this election to be done, multiple times i have wondered if i am dead and in hell, i did the thing they've told me i had to do my whole adult life and all the democrats can manage is being slightly less obviously evil. not doing it again and i hated doing it this time.
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30 Oct 2024
important to remember that this isn't our fault. they refuse to stop profiting from murder and misery but tell us we have to save the world every four years by enabling their barely better brand of corruption. get fucked.
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28 Oct 2024
HOLLYWOOD, 2025
PRODUCER 1: Nosferatu is a hit! 100 billion gross. Oscars across the board. Where do we go?
PRODUCER 2 and 3 [in unison]: Dos Feratu
P1: Tag line.
P2: This time... there's TWO Feratus
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28 Oct 2024
when i think of hard work, i think of a suited walrus who screamed at children on tv for being too gay
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28 Oct 2024
my theory is that they can get away with calling every election the most important in history because our phones gave us all dementia. i forgot how to tie my shoes because of cat videos. i've worn a diaper for years from watchimg gangnam style
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28 Oct 2024
very cool sir! i can't wait for you to rapture us to mars in a big exploding tube! so dark and gothic!
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24 Oct 2024
i am watching gremlins 2: the new batch. and it might be the best movie ever made. the jokes are impossibly good and it looks like a Spielberg
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elon mustard retweeted
28 Sep 2021
i give out weed candy to kids on halloween. i get it specially made to look like regular candy which costs me thousands of dollars every year but i think it’s fun. i won’t stop.
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12 Oct 2024
hi! this sucks
11 Oct 2024
Today, I am announcing that as president, I will create a bipartisan council of advisors to give feedback on policy and inform my administration.
Our democracy needs a healthy two-party system.
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