I make 30 minute brownies in twenty, some people call me a space cowboy, some call me the murderer of love.

Joined April 2011
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Nosa J. Live retweeted
“Your hat says ‘Trump was wrong about everything’ — it should say YOU are wrong about everything.” “That’s adorable. Burn! Pam Bondi wrote that for you?”
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Hmmm, a civil war between monkeys, I’m really rooting for both sides in this one
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Lost me at monkeys
Replying to @PaulRudnickNY
"My monologue is from Inherit the Wind. It's about monkeys. People love monkeys."
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It breaks my heart reading about how some professional corn holers are bringing shame on this noble sport
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One of the most beautiful lines I have read “Half the World are Women. The other half are their children” - Efu Nyaki #InternationalWomensDay
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This may seem like common sense, but you’d be surprised how many ruthless terrorist organizations get it wrong — if you die, you can’t rule the world.
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OK, but how flimsy is this bank? Taken out by a Corolla
How fuckin stupid is that?
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Sinatra would've kicked your ass, you bald bitch.
Watched the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra Family Christmas with my kids. Imagine watching that and thinking America needed infinity migrants from the third world.
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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.
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Anyone interested in this “ostrich farm crisis” should read this thread for more context. It’s no wonder that even Pierre Poilievre has been wary to take on this cause.
Replying to @angie_rasmussen
The farm has failed over & over again to demonstrate they are capable of carrying out even basic biosecurity. They have misled everyone about what their business actually is (they are selling eggs to make unproven antibody supplements, based on their court filings).
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Smart move, hope it pays off
Julian Alaphilippe s'est retrouvé dans un groupe de contre sur le GP de Québec, mais le Français ne collabore pas. Nils Politt, Laurence Pithie, Xandro Meurisse et Bastien Tronchon sont avec lui depuis près de 20km. La Visma roule à plus de 50km. #GPCQM
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Peace is fleeting. Carnage is inevitable.
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German government has issued a new stamp to marl Hitler's birthday; like all Nazi government stamps, Hitler gets huge royalties from the postal service for the "rights" to use his image:
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Unpublished.
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German-occupied Denmark & neutral USA have agreed to let Americans build air & naval bases in Greenland, to prevent a threatened Canadian-British invasion. Greenland is now a US protectorate.
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Liberace day is a more fabulous day #IwishmybrotherGeorgewashere
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My new rule: don’t trust anyone who wears cuff links
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fuck you
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