Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo. Ciarán is a he. Forever a geek and doing my best to not be "that guy". Won't stop fighting in the #Resistance. US Army veteran.
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28 Sep 2020
My wife has made me a better person.
Happy anniversary, I love you.
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25 Sep 2020
Reminder...
Kal Penn left a successful TV show, House, to work as an associate director in the Obama White House.
23 Sep 2020
Kal Penn is not Gen Z but luckily he knows someone who is, Marsai Martin.
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Watch Freeform’s new unscripted comedy series #KalPennApprovesThisMessage on Hulu now. #FFingVote
25 Sep 2020
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Can confirm.
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25 Sep 2020
The way police declare them "unlawful assemblies" would be hilarious if it wasn't such a trample of out constitutional rights...
20,000 peaceful protestors...
One protestor drops a gum wrapper...
"OMG they're breaking a law! Unlawful asaembly!"
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25 Aug 2020
I’m asking 🤷🏻♀️❤️🙏🏻
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25 Sep 2020
"The people WANT Trump to pick a new justice..."
Uh huh... riiiiiight.
25 Sep 2020
WaPo-ABC poll:
Who should choose next SCOTUS justice?
Trump 38%
Winner of the presidential election 57%
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25 Sep 2020
My favorite thing is him tied to the roof of the car.
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3 Sep 2020
if you say you’re Irish and have the flag of the Ivory Coast in your bio I will not be taking anything you say seriously, I’m just putting that out there now
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25 Sep 2020
To compensate for his small penis.
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25 Sep 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's trainer says goodbye by doing push-ups in front of her casket.
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25 Sep 2020
Seems pretty damn clear to me.
16 Jul 2019
Therapist: So how would you describe your feelings recently?
Me: I’m falling into a depression spiral.
Therapist: Can you elaborate on that?
Me: Trapped in a whirlpool of woes.
Therapist: That doesn’t really clarify anything for m-
Me: Stuck in a spinny no-grinny.
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25 Sep 2020
Flipping through the channels and see the Glee concert movie is on...
Sad that Cory Monteith and Naya Rivera are gone...
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24 Sep 2020
I'm so messed up in the head that John Green's @anthroreviewed about the Plague made me cry at Kroger.
Ciarán the Masked Shadow Sorcerer retweeted
23 Sep 2020
I was not consulted.
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23 Sep 2020
Wait, you mean Soros isn't reimbursing me for this tuna???
23 Sep 2020
From the ANTIFA leadership: "Do not waste your money on the pricey 'Bumble Bee Tuna' cans, the generic cans work just as well."
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23 Sep 2020
This is a great idea... If you live in a Western climate.
But try doing this in Lahore, Delhi, Cairo or any other place that regularly reaches 100F and doesn't have a temperate climate.
It's easy to say "just ride a bike" when it's easy to ride a bike.
23 Sep 2020
“Cars take up too much space. Set an example for the city of the future. Walk, ride a bike, #gofuture.” h/t @urbanthoughts11
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22 Sep 2020
I came. I saw. I made it weird.
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Ciarán the Masked Shadow Sorcerer retweeted
23 Sep 2020
Socialism isn't "give me free sh*t."
Socialism is "spend my tax dollars on sh*t I actually need (instead of the military)."
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