The "Martyr" of Mar-a-Lago 🥂💅
Painline Hannibal is back, everyone. She’s posted a video playing the victim, claiming she was "banned" from Parliament for 7 days. She wants you to think she’s a martyr for the "common people."
But let's look at the calendar she forgot to mention:
•The Voluntary "Junket": In late October 2025, Pauline took two full weeks off while Parliament was sitting.
•The "Work": She wasn't in Canberra representing you. She was in Florida, staying at a $66 million Palm Beach mansion and partying at a 1920s-themed Halloween bash with Donald Trump.
•The Transport: She didn't fly commercial like a "battler." She hitched a ride on a billionaire’s Gulfstream 700 private jet.
•The Paycheck: She did all of this while still collecting her $230k taxpayer-funded salary.
So, when she says she was "banned" for 7 days, let’s be clear: She was censured for a desperate piece of political theatre (the burqa stunt) that she staged immediately after returning from her luxury overseas holiday.
She wasn't "banned" from representing us—she’d already proven she’d rather be at a $25,000-a-head gala in Mar-a-Lago than sitting in the Senate.
The Verdict: Pauline says we shouldn’t increase the number of politicians. For once, we agree. Let’s start the reduction right now by getting rid of the ones who skip work to party with billionaires on the public purse.
Ok, let's not INCREASE the number of politicians, let's DECREASE it—starting with you, Pauline. That’ll save us half a million right there. Now, off you go. ✌️🚫