Happy President's Day to all, including the so-called "President" who thinks Wind Turbines cause Cancer but Coal Smoke is a Health Food. What a Guy! We no longer have Clean Air Protections, EPA Scientists with Jobs, or any Plan whatsoever for the Worst Wildfires, Hurricanes, and Floods this Country has ever seen â but don't worry, the Oil Executives are doing GREAT. Record Profits! Very Happy People, the Oil People. They Love You, Sir, and you Love their Checks. A Beautiful Relationship, really.
We pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement not Once but TWICE because apparently Embarrassing ourselves in front of the Entire World never gets old. Every other Nation on Earth signed it â even Countries that can barely keep the Lights on â but WE couldn't handle it. Too Tough! Too Scary! Meanwhile the Oceans are Rising, the Coral is Dying, and your Solution is to Drill, Baby, Drill like it's 1952 and Science hasn't been Invented yet.
You rolled back over 100 Environmental Protections â More Rollbacks than a Walmart on Black Friday â Exposed our Kids to more Pollution, Poisoned our Waterways, and handed Public Lands to your Donor Buddies so they could Dig Holes and Make Money while the Planet Burns. But at least you drew on that Hurricane Map with a Sharpie. Very Presidential! Very Scientific!
On this President's Day, we honor the Presidents who actually Planted Trees instead of Burning them for Content. You are the Worst Environmental President in History, and the Planet will be Paying for your Stupidity long after you have Eaten your Last Well-Done Steak with Ketchup. Sad! Mother Nature