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18 Oct 2024
lady at the grocery store looked at the cereal on the top shelf and then looked at me and im like use your words shorty
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Who breaks their spaghetti in half before cooking?
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15 Jun 2019
I get sad when I follow a car for a long time on the expressway & they exit & I have to continue on alone
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Explain it to me like you're not sure what you're talking about
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7 Jan 2022
You can tell a lot about a person by how they describe you in a police report.
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Kids today will never know the anxiety of hearing a great song on the radio, spending all your allowance on the album and praying that the rest of the songs don't suck.
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Jun 13
you mad at what i said or you mad bc it's true
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23 Mar 2024
if you say "I'm going to get some air" you better come back with a balloon
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Jun 13
Today I learned $1 Trillion in wealth is excessive but $40 Trillion in debt is totally cool… 💁♂️
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Jun 12
if this moment is shitty then no i don’t want it, i’ll accept it but that’s not this
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Jun 10
The road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions, while the road to Ruin is paved with Tolerance.
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Jun 11
it’s odd, constantly reminding yourself that your path isn’t another’s
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Mar 4
Stop giving a fuck about what others think. People are stupid.
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