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Things Mike Johnson has never heard of, or doesn't know anything about, a thread: (huge credit to @atrupar for steadfastly chronicling this stuff)
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Taco, from The League
Which fictional character would totally get in on Kalsi/Fanduel and which ones would never do it?
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At least Platner is getting all of the real piece of shit leftists to out themselves, I guess.
Someone should put together an organization for survivors of consensual affairs with Graham Platner. The man has done a lot of harm, and I think we would all benefit from more of his consensual victims describing their views on his penis size and the noises he made during sex.
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Nobody knows what the leaders of the house and Senate caucuses actually do
NEW: @POLITICO Poll results paint a complex picture of how voters who plan to vote Dem in the midterms feel about the party’s leadership. — 47% want someone other than Schumer as leader — Majority say Dems have learned wrong/no lessons from ‘24 — But 59% say Dem leaders are doing a good job standing up for working people — 48% say they’re doing a good job winning key races From Score this AM⬇️
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It’s discouraging how people just ignore/breeze past/downplay his bizarre Armenian genocide denial.
Platner wrote a ton about his political beliefs on Reddit. He didn’t think it’d be read. He was a woke BLM guy who talked about the struggles of LGBT marines & got into arguments with Holocaust revisionists. There is no Nazi on earth who would talk like this. It’s dispositive.
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Are conservatives capable of understanding children's fables? Apparently not!
The LA fraud story is really unconvincing on my read, but I wish people would be less knee-jerk in rejecting allegations of fraud. It does happen and elections have even been reversed in my lifetime because of it. The moral of the boy who cried wolf is not that wolves don’t exist
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Oh so it's all "Democrats need to stand with unions" until they side with unions in supporting insanely shitty legislation that raises prices for everyone.
The Jones Act is the bedrock of the U.S. maritime and shipping industry. @TransportDems are protecting American-made ships and jobs as costs continue to rise from the Administration’s war with Iran.
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The U.S. ship building industry is “near collapse” according to the GAO, despite the Jones Act being in place since 1920. Today, U.S. ships cost 5x as much as foreign ships. U.S. flagged commercial ships declined 94% from 1960-2025, while the global fleet doubled. gao.gov/assets/gao-25-… nytimes.com/2025/05/27/bus… maritime.dot.gov/sites/marad.do…? kentclarkcenter.org/surveys/the-jo…
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SpaceX loses money
SpaceX monetized low earth orbit into a viable location for business. Now that SpaceX has freed access to space from the government, its now attainable for many more people. Ask Bangladesh, who were able to get a weather satellite because of SpaceX cost to orbit.
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You seem emotional
Replying to @magi_jay
And Magdi goes silent. Lol. Predictable, given our prior interactions. I joke around, but throwing around the kinds of accusations you're throwing around -- and based on nothing -- takes a lot of gall.
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Among many other aspects of the online fandom and defenses of Graham Platner, it's impossible to miss the extremely obvious sexual undertones that come almost exclusively from the men who defend him the loudest
Ken Klippenstein called all of Graham Platner's critics "smoothgroins," but that's just a fancy way of saying we're all virgins and Platner's a Chad. If you know what any of this means, you're way too online. If not, read on. jfassler.com/p/smoothgroin-i…
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Ken Klippenstein called all of Graham Platner's critics "smoothgroins," but that's just a fancy way of saying we're all virgins and Platner's a Chad. If you know what any of this means, you're way too online. If not, read on. jfassler.com/p/smoothgroin-i…
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This guy has a Trumpian level of self-regard. He really thinks that he is important enough to get on the celebrity jumbotron at the NBA Finals. Truly delusional.
Hasan talks about his $6,500 seats at Madison Square Garden and the opportunity to watch NBA history be made. "We dumped money... seats weren't great, it was a weird angle" He then expresses disappointment about not being mentioned in the jumbotron's list of celebrities.
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I think he's good at tailoring himself to whatever he thinks will validate the priors of his audience (edgy leftist ant-imperialism excuse to his edgy left gf/side chick), and when he doesn't know what that is (primary electorate in Maine) he just lies
the alleged new platner tattoo info (him explaining to the left wing woman why he kept it after learning about it since it is like a tangible reminder of imperialism) is the first time it actually checks out to me aside from general "dumb guy" and/or "lazy" explanations
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Like if he had a thought out answer to the "hey why do you have an SS tattoo?" In 2021, he easily could have thought up a version that was, I don't know, substantially similar but less angsty/emo/performative lefty for the primary. That he just...lied and feigned ignorance is bad
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Fucking grotesque.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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It’s not a moral failing to have anorexia nervosa, which is an illness just like any other But it is absolutely a moral failing to post stuff like this to be seen by hundreds of millions of young, impressionable fans
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The music is about to stop
Chang: "Explain this to me. Daniela runs day-to-day operations. All the leadership team reports to you." Dario: "Yes." Chang: "No one reports to you. That sounds like a pretty sweet job." Dario: "It's incredibly freeing. It lets me do all the things that I do much more easily than I would otherwise..." Chang: "And she does all the work. Is that what you're saying?" Dario: "If you had to go through the things I had to go through during the pandemic, the things I had to go through during the DoW... No"
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Yeah no shit, at least now we can stop pretending you aren't
I’m a Trumper because I think people should vote in person (or have a reason if they don’t)? This was standard pretty much everywhere in America before Trump
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These are not full reps Jesus Christ. Is he gonna do his pushups from his knees, too?
America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.
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The number of times he looks away while declaring there's nothing else that's going to come out is, uh, not very confidence inspiring
Graham Platner only confirms that the GOP delayed heavier oppo research until after the withdrawal deadline by answering in a way to preempt scandals. The urgency of beating Susan Collins for Dems is the reason why Maine Dems should replace him. Platner is a liability.
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What's funny is that this is *also* the bio of the Chapo guys, of course they mirror each other
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