Go beyond the limits of the lid and escape the circus, you must break free from the shackles of your conditioned reality I love you

Be chalant. Care deeply, speak openly, express things fully. The internet made everyone believe sincerity is cringe and emotional distance is maturity. Meanwhile the people actually enjoying life are the ones allowing themselves to be excited, emotional, passionate, invested. Existing like you are too cool to care about anything is such a dull way to experience being alive.

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

being autistic is crazy because you will do drugs and drink alcohol and then just be productive.

🚨 WTF?! Top congressman Thomas Massie confirms US fighter jets were launched to save the USS Liberty from the Israeli attack, but Washington inexplicably recalled them. The Pentagon intentionally abandoned their own men for 17 hours to protect Zionist regime! Total betrayal.

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

My husband just walked up to me, showed me a post on his phone, and went, “Me and you.”

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

Was it worth it?

Snowden tried to warn you...it's the jews

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15 min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.

AI auto rejecting my résumé circa: 2026, colorized

I never thought I'd see the day that I, a noted eccentric autist, would have to tell people to stop being so insular and antisocial and that its okay to talk to people in public I shall never forgive Gen Z for making it necessary for me to do this

Today I learned about a term called a "glimmer." Which is the opposite of a trigger. Glimmers are those moments in your day, that makes you feel joy, happiness, peace, or gratitude. Once you train your brain to be on the look out for glimmers, these tiny moments will appear more and more.

As someone who has struggled with mental health I find it alarming how an entire generation of children thinks they're something they're not and are trying to permanently alter their bodies before puberty is even half over. (Rant/1)

Friend: Bro, I just got scammed by a child. Me: How much? Friend: Emotionally or financially? Me: ...financially. Friend: ¥300. Apparently he's at a local festival. Kid walks up holding a cardboard box. Kid: Want to see something cool? Friend: Sure. First mistake. Kid: ¥300. Friend: Why? Kid: Trust. Second mistake. Friend pays. Kid opens box, Inside? A pigeon. Just a pigeon. Standing there. Friend: ... Kid: Pretty good, right? Friend: That's a pigeon. Kid: Rare viewing angle. Friend: What does that MEAN. Kid rotates box slightly. Pigeon now facing left. Kid: There. Friend: ... Friend: ... Kid: Thank you for your business. And walks away.