Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

Joined June 2011
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YOU WERE A TODDLER WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT🙄 BUT THANK YOU FOR PROVING HOW YOUR SHITTY RACIST PARENTS RAISED A RACIST MORON 🙄🤡
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We already ran this scenario during the civil war and area #2 lost, numbnuts
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Eminem & M’s and 21 Other Potential Band Product Placements by Paul Lander Ice T-Mobile, NY Post Malone, Cold Play-Doh. and more! Read more at weeklyhumorist.com/capital-o… #Funny #Humor #Jokes #Music
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Well, there's this constitutional amendment, you see, that conservatives pushed through so an FDR never would happen again.
Trump should be president for a third term. FDR was president for four terms and reshaped the country. So the Democrats did it. Trump should be the president who does it on the Republican side.
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The Audience Is Just Throwing Tomatoes At The Actors Because They Love The Play So Much by Bobbie Armstrong weeklyhumorist.com/the-audie… #trump #boo #funny #satire
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Bro we were in elementary school calm the fuck down
We loathed Obama like you loathed Trump. Except we loathed Obama because he loathed America. You loathe Trump because you loathe America.
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💯 spot on. He’s a sociopath, he’s humanly incapable of giving a damn about you.
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This was a very memorable event. I did an autograph session in a mall & hundreds of people (including this kid) showed up.
I found a signed card from @MikeReissWriter ... He was here in Slovakia at an animated film festival. I don't know the date, but it was a long time ago. 😉
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President Obama did not walk out of our 2012 satellite interview. He was visibly frustrated when I repeated my Benghazi question after he ducked it. And his team did try to tell us our time was up. But I kept asking questions and he didn't walk out.
Replying to @ThomBrady5
Barack Obama has ended interviews, most notably walking off a 2012 live satellite interview with Denver reporter Kyle Clark. Frustrated by repeated questions about whether the military could have helped during the Benghazi attack, Obama dismissed the line of questioning as a political "gotcha" game and disengaged from the conversation. While he has frequently cut off reporters during press scrums for interrupting him or asking questions out of turn, the 2012 Clark incident remains the primary instance of him abruptly terminating a scheduled interview due to friction over the subject matter. Or, if the "reporters" weren't of the here's a softball type he just didn't permit the interviews.
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Obama didnt walk off that interview Kyle Clark confirmed he stayed x.com/KyleClark/stat… presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/inte…
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/8/26 - Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Billy Bush supporting Spencer Pratt for L.A Mayor, doesn’t need to #humor #satire #funny #news humortimes.com/?p=421363
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